Dulce-De-Dragons @dulce-de-dragons - Tumblr Blog

D&D is the Taylor Swift of TTRPGs by which I mean it's something with broad mainstream appeal and name recognition and also there are people out there who pretend it's gay

thydungeongal

#DnD is not gay#YOU are gay#don't give the game credit for things you did all on your own

That's right

dulce-de-dragons

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dulce-de-dragons

Bruh you know some of the creators behind these cats are trans, right?

#terf begone #nobody fucking cares that you hate trans people #trans rights

spritzeal

flower language has always been an intense source of disappointment for me

like, they all mean really generic things like “love” or “forever” or “i’m sorry”

i thought you could combine flowers

like you could just send someone a bouquet and from the combination of hibiscus and posies and tulips they’d understand “the rebel leader is dead, rendezvous at the docks at 8, bring the dog, you will need lighter fluid and a large tomato”

thursdayplaid

I really hope no one’s answered this for you yet, I saw this and got so excited that my obscure knowledge base might come into use. I had to stretch a few flowers so to speak but Victorian flower language allows for alteration in meaning depending on colour, fruit, flower, bud, steam, leaves and thorns, so I didn’t feel I was too far out of line. This message would work best as two bouquets bound together. First red Nasturtium with no leaves (red denotes a leader, the nasturtium a patriot) mixed with white or red Mask Flowers (rebellion, red if you want to emphasize fighting, white martyrdom) around Cypress (death). Then Chick weed (rendezvous) and Blue Convolvulus (night) surrounded by eight White Popular Leaves (symbolises the time: eight), Yellow Iris (flame, and a flower that grows by rivers) and Yellow Prarie Dock Flowers (this was closest I could find to docks)and one large Tomato Leaf, all bound in Dogwood Bark. Dogwood represents deceit, but as far as I could find the bark wasn’t used symbolically, and as you referred to the dog instead of a dog, I thought it was likely the pun should be a dead giveaway.

So there’s your rebel message!

lorimlee

This is amazing.

dulcian

#thank you flower arranging side of tumblr

to-reach-the-farthest-star-deac

oh my gods. this is like some Lemony Snicket shit. make this a fucking VFD code. victorian floral dialogue. it totally works

#stuff i would add to a dnd game

wrenchswango

do you think elves are really sick of this hairstyle, like on elf grindr this is how all the most obnoxious dudes look

sith-shenanigans

rukafais

Thinking about the time I saw people getting pissy about "how dare ra salvatore claim he created the drow in forgotten realms! he's being so domineering!" and its like He did though. He literally did. Drizzt Do'urden of House Do'Urden from Menzoberranzan is the progenitor of every other drow in Forgotten Realms literally ever, because that was what they asked him to do as a result of suggesting a drow sidekick who became more popular than the actual protagonist for his novels. All drow lore in Forgotten Realms is quite literally in conversation, or opposition, to him because it's a giant group project and the novels ran alongside the gameline. You get a narrow view of drow worldbuilding from Drizzt's perspective because They Wanted You To Buy The Sourcebooks And The Peripherals. Ed Greenwood's Drow of the Underdark sourcebook explicitly references Drizzt and tells you to look at the Drizzt novels for more stuff because it's all in service to the Dungeons and Dragons brand ahhhhh

kotori-mochi

SHE'S FINALLY FINISHED!

Happy late Christmas & happy new year! Thank you all for your support this year! Be safe if your going out tonight.

Uncensured version is available on my patreon.

#hot damn

aresvalto

Hythlodaeus print I made for the dudeoir zine on twitter, matching set with my Emet page illustration

pussyronin-deactivated20260120

yeah im four years on elfstrogen i can commune with the forest pretty well but my ear points are still coming in. One of my buddys is on tuskosterone for becomi an orc

nudityandnerdery

Still waiting for my doctor to approve a prescription for HRTiefling.

garmbreak1

This might be controversial but I believe that as a DM you should never kill your players. Whether it's "bad luck" or "a long series of bad decisions," it causes a lot of unnecessary hardship all around.

Instead, you should kill their characters.