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Janaina Medeiros
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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@dumb-geek
what does he want
help
Need me a freak like this
Ideal
The more I see of Eric Andre the more I’m convinced he is some chaotic neutral trickster god sent to the mortal plane to torment us
DISNEY PRINCESS CHALLENGE: favorite movie: the princess and the frog
Okay, Captain ain’t gonna marry Charlotte; he gonna marry you. Soon as he get himself kissed, and you both turn human, he go find a job, get you that restaurant.
I’m over here dying to have a wife and straight men are still making “marriage ruined my life” jokes. Like? Buddy? First of all that’s never been funny. Second, if you don’t want your wife I’ll take her
if ppl joke about marriage ruining whatever… bro, you shouldn’t have gotten married and your wife deserves more.
I find myself having to ask this question constantly but as a straight dude am I allowed to reblog this because I relate so hard
Absolutely! I wrote this from a lesbian perspective but I think it’s great that there’s straight guys who can relate. Cherishing your partner should be a universal thing
corporate marketing exec: so, what are the kids into these days, eating tide pods? frogs? me, scrolling frantically through the data: ma'am, apparently it’s “loving and cherishing your life partner of any gender”
ALL of this
These students just found out they’re all going to see Black Panther and they snapped.
im so happy, this is what they deserve damn i want black children to experience this every time they go to the cinema, representation is important
Super blue blood moon rises behind Parthenon, in Athens January 2018
how the fuck did the ancients react to this without thinking the gods were pissed
Better question: Why don’t we freak out today? as the gods are probably pissed!
Dat ass doe
“It’s like my body’s split in two and one of me is chasing the other me around a big pillar. We’re running circles around it. The other me has the right words, but I can never catch her.”
This is awesome!!
you don’t like uptown funk? stop. wait a minute.
*shakes head in disbelief* fill my cup. put some liquor in it.
Yeah I was embarrassing when I was 15 who isn’t. Was also Embarrassing at 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. Last week. Yesterday
Today. Right now.
Ten minutes from now.