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tags I use~

I've decided to just keep everything on this blog & filter stuff via tags bc I personally don't like switching from acc to acc

#Bee stfu - I'll use this for little ramblings & sometimes rants

#beewrites - for my writing

#beelikesblocks - minecraft content

#beedoodles - art stuff

#beelikesgenshin - genshin impact content

#beelikeshsr - honkai star rail content

#bee’s dragon hoard - things I rb to keep bc EEE<3

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#yeah idk what im doing

Hating ai in a university setting full of clanker sympathizers is doing wonders for my superiority complex you guys

#bee stfu #you’re asking ai just. facts you should have learned in like fourth grade??#fuck ai

Lucky charms is just cold alphabet soup but with a little surprise huh

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

logging into tumblr.com really is our daily dose of recess huh. i take a stroll down my dash and people are playing make-believe with cursed amulets, pondering their orbs, playing with jpegs like dolls. some of us are pretending to be wizards and villains and evil advisors and blob monsters (my preference). there's always a group playing Animals (wolf is very popular). the main topic of conversation is tv shows and cartoon characters, which we enjoy arguing about. recently there's been a juggling craze

Midwest white girls will call attending the devil’s sacrament in the abandoned corn field a few towns over a normal ass weekend then stare at you like you killed the jolly green giant himself if you pronounce bag wrong

Playing magic the gathering is wild because one second you’re dying and the next second your friend is across the table pulling out FOUR??? DRAGONFRUIT?????? AND THERES ANOTHER FIVE IN HIS LUNCHBOX????? It’s 7:30 at night what the fuck it’s not even mayhem hours yet

Hair being socially tied to our emotional states is so interesting to me. Yeah post break up chop break up bangs ok now where’s my post caffeine crash panic attack haircut

zooophagous

Earlier I was scrolling Reddit and I come across a post in r/shrooms, a sub reddit dedicated to psychadelic mushrooms and frequently featuring entries from users who are posting during a trip.

A guy posts, freaking out, that the delivery person who dropped off his food had a huge snake wrapped around his neck and the snake was talking to him and tripped him out.

He shares a picture ne sneakily took of the delivery driver.

The delivery driver actually does, in fact, have a live 7 or so foot long boa constrictor draped across his shoulders.

Can you fucking image. Being blasted out of your gourd on hallucinogenic substances, getting a random knock at the door and the guy has a live gigantic snake just chilling. Your head would explode

eona-art

AU where Adrien was a model from the 90's that disappeared, only for his ghost to be found by Marinette on accident and now he wont leave her alone

#ooooooh

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The US economy genuinely might collapse within a week. lol

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>AI Bubble bursting

>Tariffs being hit and coming to effect monday

>Elon Musk probably somehow trying to funnel the US treasury entirely into his bank accounts and probably fucking it up

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Musk’s allies repeatedly demanded access to sensitive government payment systems, according to the Washington Post.

A source claimed the DOGE director has seized control of the computer system that manages all government personnel.

Bad news!

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Bad news!

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Bad news!

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There’s something so… funny about the government’s budget being slashed by a ketamine addicted moron of a nazi. It’s so blatantly insane. The economy absolutely is going to collapse next week. Musk might be assassinated by the CIA by Tuesday and I’m barely kidding there.

madameinquisitor

likes to charge and reblogs to cast for musk being assassinated by the CIA <3

decemberwinter

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

fransu

I'm italian and there's something that people defending this shit don't fucking understand.

they think the “Roman salute” is something unrelated to nazis or fascists but the “Roman Salute” IS the fascist salute. It's not a different concept, it's the same thing!! It's not "good" because it doesn't have the word "nazi" in it, It's the same shit.

And to people saying "He is throwing out his heart to the crowd" tell me if YOU would do it at a 45 degree angle with your thumb tucked in and your fingers closed together. Personally, a throwing motion in my imagination has your palm completely open and your fingers spaced out

Regardless, This is what propaganda is, They do bad thing and then they say "no it good actually" and the population goes "Ok then it's all good" it's not all good, They're making you think it is. It sucks

Politicians gain power through the Ignorance of the people, don't trust people just because "They said it"

slimetony

Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away

slimetony

Why does staff still allow people funnier than you to leave tags on your posts. They should have fixed that by now

fiollaigean

"the magnus archives sounds cool! what are the content warnings?"

fiollaigean

kidnapping stalking insanity sleepwalking cannibalism and teeth, gaslighting gun violence pipe murder and silence and medical trauma and meat. bugs in your body and poisoned black coffee and self-mutilation and lies, police brutality breaks from reality suicide spiders and eyes. paaaaaranoia degloving the uncanny valley and running like prey to survive, agonies torture and drowning and falling and then being buried alive.