Welcome to your island paradise!

I'm surprised no one has done this yet. Incorrect Animal Crossing quotes for all your animal crossing needs.

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Today’s the day!

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Monique or any snooty villager: this party is absurd, it's interfering with my 23 hours sleep

Villager: you may wanna shoot for 24

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Deirdre: *chuckling* girl, guess what they got girl guess what

Fauna: what?

Deirdre: lafee sahviairs

*intense laughing*

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(Female villger dressed a princess is under a deep sleep)

Rover: finally, the spell with be broken by true love

(He pulls out a fossil that the villager was looking for before she fell into deep sleep)

Female Villager, suddenly waking up: YESSSS

Rover: I looked everywhere for this

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Jingle: ho ho ho! Merry Christmas

Villager: *walks over and pulls on his antlers*

Jingle: ow

Villager: just checking

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Just thought I'd jump in to let you know that the "just like a lemon" quote is from Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventures (the cartoon series, not to be confused with the movie Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure)

Thanks for letting me know!

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(Apollo and Island Rep are taking anger management classes together so they can get along)

Apollo: I sick of these anger management techniques. They're not working

Isabelle: what about the "write a letter but don't send them" Exercise?

Apollo: aw jeez, I wasn't supposed to send those?

Villager, off screen: Hey Guys! I got a letter from Apollo (opens it) "Dear Island Rep, for most of your time here on the island, I thought you were a house cat" (At Apollo, angrily) APOLLO!

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Isabelle: there's something about flying a Kite at night that's just so unnerving

Villager, flying a Kite outside: hello Isabelle dear

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(And now, ducks)

Mallary: ....quack

Pompom: I was just about to say that

Mallary: are you serious?

Pompom: yeah

Mallary: that's spooky

Pompom: we are so in sync

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Raymond: just because I came when you pspspsp at me doesn't me I like you, fucking idiot

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Villager: wow these candles are bright. Where did you get these?

Daisy Mae: *reading a stick of dynamite* Deen-a-Me-Tay. Hmmm must be Italian

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Isabelle: I found a box full of our childhood memories!

Tom: All of my hopes and dreams! Oh is that happiness I see?

Mable: My parents! I haven’t seen them in forever!

Isabelle: Why are you two like this?

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Villager: Love is dead and never existed. All you did was betray me as I laid sick and festering. You are the definition of dread

Isabelle: are you okay?

Villager: Bob stole my fucking garlic bread

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Luna: wake up Island Rep you fucked up big time

Villager: Luna....

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(At a wedding)

Villager: if anyone rejects to this union-

Tom Nook: *stands up* no one told me about a union

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KK Slider, upon seeing Daisy Mae: what's with this sassy lost child?

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Villager, walking up to Chirssy and Francine: hey, sup, I don't suppose one of you..... Know the secret to a healthy relationship?

Chrissy and Francine: communication

Villager: thank you