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” if I taste you, will we know. If love kills or makes you whole? “

# MUSE INFO ↴

Paxton Leeona, Or “Spiderpup” is a 17yo Trans Man residing on Earth-42. He was bitten by a dog and a radioactive spider, thus giving him two genetic mutations.

Mun is an adult, Paxton is a MINOR. Shipping is currently not available but will be in the near future. Sex jokes are fine but any attempt to be lewd will end you up being permablocked.

# RULES ↴

lewd/18+ only DNI. If you are only here to ERP do not follow. No Acceptations. Sex jokes may be made here and there (Paxton is a teenager after all.)

PM me beforehand for any negative interactions (ex. fighting, beefing, etc)

mind the trigger warnings please. They are there for a reason

go wild on starters but please do not spam :( I’m a very busy guy and try my best to get to everyone!

be nice and have fun!

# TAGS ↴

𐂯 the bone zone: Paxtons Posts

𐂯 release the hound: Answered asks

𐂯 Into the kennels: Lore Posts

꩜ ditzy dreams: ooc

꩜ you me gas station: shitposts

#𐂯 the bone zone #roleplay blog #atsv #atsv roleplay #atsv rp #oc rp #spiderverse oc #spidersona #into the spider verse #spiderman atsv #spiderman oc

gonna-need-you-to-not

yeehawpim

I can be the ship and its sailors

catchymemes

hollow-head

i've always been dogshit at pottery on a wheel because i have weak noodle arms and can't hold my hands firmly in place to center the clay but i finally realized the root issue was that my legs are SHORT since i have the limb/torso proportions of a dachshund and i couldn't brace my elbows on my legs, so i put bricks under my feet and now i can sort of do it!! i've tried to learn twice in the past from TALL people but had a revelation when i watched a medium size guy throwing.

The moral of the story is: don't give up, maybe you just need bricks

teaboot

paulfrankjuliusthemonkey

anyway. onto better things

rubynyoro-n

Stop using the word degenerate to mean horny challenge

rubynyoro-n

When you say "degenerate art" do you know what you're fucking invoking

rubynyoro-n

Some random guy in the "degenerate art exhibition" in Germany in 1937 idk it's probably not important

rubynyoro-n

Yeag

flower-crown-princess-deactivat

I’m really glad to see people are actually discovering who Max Nordau was now. You can read a copy of Degeneration online here https://www.gutenberg.org/cache/epub/51161/pg51161-images.html

It is a horrific book which is responsible for so much bloodshed and misery but just know that every time you use the term ‘degenerate’ or ‘degeneracy’ to refer to a person or thing you don’t like you’re continuing the legacy of Max Nordau and engaging in fascist rhetoric. It is a word which has no place in the modern lexicon especially as a joke

Degeneration

evilwizard

you have to kill Nazis. you have to kill Fascists. this didn’t use to be controversial. my grandpa killed so many Fascists, man. and it was objectively morally correct of him to do so. the instant you start spouting some “we are the superior race” nonsense, you deserve to be killed badly. the instant you stop treating every human being with respect for their basic rights you have given up the right to claim humanity

good-to-drive

It's kinda funny when you get a bunch of likes but no reblogs like I enjoyed your post but I'd prefer if no one else saw it

agendratum

badwolfkaily

This.

strongwomenunited

I don’t know about others but the only reason I put both is so that whichever someone clicks on, they will find my fic. So if there is supposed to be rules, I guarantee you that no writer knows these ones. We can barely get people to comment, you think we’re going to specifically choose & or / ? Hell no.

beatrice-otter

I’ve been in fandom for twenty years, and “/” means romance and “&” means no romance was literally one of the first things I learned. It dates back to Star Trek fanfiction of the 70s. I’m boggled by the fact that anyone who’s been reading fic on AO3 for more than like five minutes wouldn’t know that, and I’m curious as to what fanfic community you come out of.

I don’t think that tagging with both is actually going to get your fic in front of more readers. People looking for romance often exclude the “&” tag if there are too many gen fics tagged with both. People looking for gen often exclude the “/” tag if there are too many fics with both. So rather than putting your fic in front of twice the people, you are in fact more likely to get your target audience ignoring your fic because it has a tag they don’t want.

Also, by overtagging you are more likely to annoy potential readers away from your fic than entice them. A fic tagged both & and / better have both romance and a ton of platonic interaction between the two characters, like a slow burn romance friends-to-lovers arc. If it isn’t, I’m going to be very unhappy because the author lied to me with the tags to try and trick me into reading a fic with deceptive advertising.

When I’m in a fandom and see tagging where some of the tags don’t really apply and are just there to get it in front of more eyes, I’m going to assume one of two things. Either the author is a newb who doesn’t know anything, or the author is purposefully spamming the tags because they don’t care about lying to their potential audience and think that “spray and pray” is an effective tactic. In the first case, their writing probably will not be very good, so why bother reading their fic. In the second case, the fact that I can’t trust the tags to be accurate means I’m not going to read it to see if it’s interesting even if it has a tag I like. Chances are, that tag isn’t actually in the fic anyway, and even if it is, by spam-tagging the author is making the archive harder to use for everybody. Why would I reward bad behavior with attention? No. Far better to mute the author and move on.

mylordshesacactus

More to the point--and no, I will never stop harping on this, because we have GOT to stop leaving our strongest points in the drawer--it doesn't matter if you heard of this convention before joining AO3 or not, because it's in AO3's tagging FAQ.

[id: the "How do I tag a romantic or platonic relationship?" section of the tagging FAQ here.]

"But Jo," you may argue, because you're wrong. "There's no way to find that without digging through site FAQ menus, and that's really inaccessible!"

sure

except

that when you go to post a new fic, and you go to put in those relationship tags, you see this

[id: the Relationships field]

and that tooltip, the one THERE TO EXPLAIN HOW THE FIELD WORKS, links to the Relationships segment of the tag FAQ, which explicitly lays this shit out.

I don't care if you don't know fandom history. I don't care if you've never heard a goddamn word about the spirk shippers. I don't care if you've never been exposed to fandom culture in your life. It is, frankly, not fair to expect those things of everyone.

What is entirely fair to expect is that you will READ THE INSTRUCTIONS PRINTED NEXT TO THE FUCKING BOX, actually. Forget fandom conventions. It genuinely doesn't matter whether you agree with or respect fandom conventions. This is a site policy. This is explicitly how tagging on AO3, specifically, works.

shampoo153

Also, this is FANFICTION, who cares how many hits you get? Ao3 doesn't partner with people who get 5000 subs and hits - refusing to tag properly is just being a butt for the purpose of being a butt

theroguefeminist

little known fact, once you are older & no longer in school, time stops being real. did that thing happen one year ago? two? five? a few months ago? who knows.