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Mostly fandom and literature focus. Any fandom post, particularly with meta, analysis, or outstanding fan art, will be reblogged. Literature focus will be good writing advice and fanfiction appreciation. Well written or thought out meta is incredibly appreciated and my reblog has little to do with whether I personally agree with the conclusion.

[papayafromtv]

fed up with Bruce tracking them/invading their privacy in the name of safety, i like to think the batkids pull an uno reverse and microchip Bruce while he’s passed out after a bad patrol injury. they start tracking his phone activity and texting him about wherever he is. bringing up things they know he’s searched for one his phone/people he’s been talking to, showing up at wherever he is during the day and interrupting him just to prove they always know where he is; just overall trying to annoy him the best they can.

issue is, Bruce is just so happy to see and talk to his kids at any point that he doesn’t even notice the breach of privacy, and the kids just end up feeling really awkward about how happy their dad is to see them.

Jason will bring up something in conversation with Bruce that was only privately relayed through texts between Bruce and a colleague, smirking because he knows Bruce is gonna be really paranoid about who’s watching his texts, except Bruce just smiles and happily chats with him for thirty minutes and he’s in a good mood all day because Jason willingly had a casual conversation with him, and when the JL ask why Batman’s in such a good mood at a meeting later that day Jason just goes bright red and doesn’t know what to say because he didn’t realise how much Bruce genuinely craves just catching up with him every now and then.

Dick will stalk him for weeks and wait until Bruce has a really tough busy day at work, specifically so he can wait for the evening where Bruce finally has a single moment to himself in a bar somewhere to relax, and then he busts in loudly sitting down next to Bruce and talking non-stop while ordering a drink, thinking that Bruce is going to be mad because this was his one peaceful moment and Dick ruined it by constantly tracking him. but instead the second Bruce realises Dick’s there all his exhaustion disappears. he gets a really wide genuinely pleased look on his face and happily offers to buy Dick a drink because ‘it’s so rare that they get to hang out!’ and Dick is left floundering because he was trying to be an asshole but now he just feels bad that he doesn’t spend time with Bruce outside of patrol business.

Tim keeps watching him through security cameras and updating him through text on his location in an attempt to make him tired of the constant supervision, but every time he texts Bruce like ‘you just walked into starbucks for the second time today.’ Bruce will just openly smile at his phone and respond like ‘would you like me to get you a drink? i can drop it off at your office if you’d like :)’ and Tim has to give up almost immediately.

essentially i like the idea of the batkids trying to annoy Bruce with themselves, forgetting that Bruce is just a dad who really loves his kids and can’t ever be annoyed by them.

[superhero-justice]

Damian takes after his dad. He knew what his brothers were doing and knew Bruce would love it. He genuinely views Bruce chipping him like he views him chipping his pets. It’s a sign of care and love.

[marineflamez]

billford animatic i made to the song 'confrontation'! ^^

[superman-creampieing-batman]

Thoughts on unrequited superbat ?

I cannot stand it at all anon.

I literally cannot stand it, unrequited love/cheating/permanent break ups/major character death, these things are not for me at all.

In fact I feel actual pain in my chest of I try to read angst with no happy ending and I'm not even exaggerating this shit, my vagus nerves are fucking unbearable. I got traumatized once while I was an emo teen when I read an impromptu death fic and saw my favourite character dying in his sleep in his lover's arm and I was never the same after that.

So yes I do not fuck with unrequited superbat at all and it will never change. I have gone so far as to block the angst with a sad ending tag lol.

They're soulmates and they need to be together and I love 24/7 in my very humble opinion.

[shampoo153]

Guess this is another point why I love you, same here

[kelskart]

the midwest princess ♥️ love her

prints available here!

[shampoo153]

Our princess

[shampoo153]

[doriangreysselfie]

The spell can only be broken by a true love’s kiss!!!!!💋

[superman-creampieing-batman]

Bruce’s oversized adorkable husband

[shampoo153]

He didnt even know it was Clark, just cute puppy

[writing-in-the-grave]

Hey y'all why are writers always cold?

[run-remi-run]

...why?

[writing-in-the-grave]

They're always surrounded by drafts!

How many mystery writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

[run-remi-run]

Oh god.

How many?

[writing-in-the-grave]

Two! One to change the bulb, and the other to give it an unexpected twist at the end!

What do writers have for breakfast?

[run-remi-run]

Coffee?

[writing-in-the-grave]

Synonym buns!

Where do all the struggling writers live?

[run-remi-run]

How are you coming up with all these?

Where?

[writing-in-the-grave]

Writer's Block!

What do writers suffer from each spring?

(I've heard a lot of them over the years.)

[run-remi-run]

Allergies. Next question.

[writing-in-the-grave]

you were close; A case of allegories

Why are writers always in great shape?

[run-remi-run]

Circular prose

[writing-in-the-grave]

Nope! It's because we're always running out of ideas!

Did you hear about the famous writer who turned out to be a fraud?

[run-remi-run]

I did not

[writing-in-the-grave]

His life had it's prose and cons...

Why is editing a better job than writing?

[run-remi-run]

It's more rewording?

[writing-in-the-grave]

Correct! I am out of jokes. :(

[nigaki]

Luthor injects Superman with a drug that's supposed to make him rage out and destroy and kill anything and anyone in his path, giving Luthor an excuse to push his plan to get rid of the unstable alien.

Instead of rage, the drug fills Clark with horny upon seeing Bruce, and he spends hours just fucking the Bat instead of destroying anything(maybe only Bruce’s pelvic bone).

And that's how the world(and Clark) got saved by Bruce's pussy.

Everybody say thank you.

[touchofhemlocktea]

Oh, Bruce not really wanting to be saved because he's always fantasized about this....

[nigaki]

He's been in love with Clark for years and vice versa, they just didn't know. And Bruce isn't going to say no to some animalistic sex with Clark that leaves his suit torn to shreds and body aching in the best way.

[touchofhemlocktea]

His armor is mostly intact, surprisingly. Superman wasn't exactly the patient sort at the moment.

Armor and underarmor has been shredded from his bellybutton to his lower back, the cool air of the Batcave not even getting a chance to kiss his pussy or hole before Superman's throbbing heat is bullying it's way into his core.

He can't reach his emergency Kryptonite or even squirm without the arms wrapped around him tightening til he's on the edge of passing out.

Clark's monster dick is impossible to ignore. It rubs against every inch of his walls, leaving him gushing slick and dribbling cum near constantly.

There's no getting out of this

So he goes limp.

Clark almost purrs in excitement at his submission, pulling them into a chair, folding Bruce up to hold him by his legs, and using him like a toy.

He's laid on his back, throat thoroughly ruined as Clark explores his body.

His ass is roughly fucked open, pain and pleasure mixed in a way that leaves him flying high.

His pussy, oh his pussy is bruised, gaping, and constantly leaking cum from his stuffed womb.

His abdomen is swollen, looking almost pregnant, as cum is constantly stuffed in his holes, floating in and out of consciousness and numb to the feeling of being constantly fucked.

[saltysmutslut]

One of the JL members tries to “save” Bruce so they’re trying to carry the cum stuffed man

Clark is pissed off beyond anything else and Bruce wakes up confused / angry

[nigaki]

Bruce: What are you doing?

JL: Saving you?

Bruce: I'm exactly where I want to be!

[shampoo153]

Its okay, they're on each other's consent forms.

[kationella]

Fans should stop making Bruce hate Hal for dumb reasons like thinking he's "stupid" or "having powers" or something like that.

Instead, make him be petty because when Superman said "Let's invite Green Lantern to the Justice League" Bruce thought he meant Alan Scott. He was this close to working alongside the closest thing to the Grey Ghost only to get hyped up for nothing

[capricious-bastard13]

Kids, daddy's going out for a few days because he needs to replay God of War '18 because he lost all his progress from 100% completing the game (I only had to defeat one more boss). Writing is cancelled. I'll get back to any new asks I get in my inbox when I'm done.

[shampoo153]

My condolences and best of luck!

[shozawayo]

Thinking of an au where the Justice League doesn't know the bats are actually a family and not just heroes that work together. This causes them to become jealous when one of them bothers Batman without getting in trouble.

The JL sees Nightwing tackle Batman from behind, and he doesn't even get shrugged off. He just let's Nightwing hang there.

One day, Red Hood comes in and starts yelling at him, then shoves food in his hands and leaves. Batman proceeds to sit down and eat his meal with no complaints.

Red Robin enters the watchtower, pushes Batman out of the way, and starts going through different files. He doesn't even get scolded for it.

Batgirl appears out of nowhere and drags Batman with her. He just lets himself get pulled along.

Signal walks in and demands that he helps him with a case on day patrol. Batman doesn't even object and goes with him.

Robin comes in and loudly complains about not being allowed to go on a mission. Batman, in a firm but GENTLE voice, tells him that he needs to rest after the last one.

[nigaki]

Can't help but imagine the first time boyfriend Bruce 🥺

He doesn't know what to do but want to get it right and make sure Clark will not regret being in a relationship with him. So he's confused but got the spirit and plan everything like it's a mission but the result is so awkward (and cute) and Clark is just watching amused but appreciate all the effort of Bruce to make him happy even if some of them are every unusual 😂

That's absolutely adorable!

Bruce knows all the technicalities, but he was never in a serious relationship, so he doesn't know how to be spontaneous and treats every date like a mission.

If the food they ordered isn't on time, he starts to panic, because they're supposed to get to the opera after! What if they're late and miss it? Clark will break up with him!

Of course Clark won't break up with him, and he keeps trying to calm Bruce down, but Bruce is having none of it.

Bruce has prepared outfits for every color variant of Clark's shirts, so they can always match.

He researches on which date it's appropriate to hold hands and how to initiate it. Clark throws all his research and planning out of the window by grabbing his hand right after greeting him with fierce hug on the first official date.

Flowers? They always have meanings, and he lists them all to Clark so he knows what Bruce wants to tell him with the bouquets. It's never Clark’s favorite flowers, but he says nothing. He doesn't mind anyway.

Bruce asks Dick what is acceptable amount of emojis in "good morning" messages to your boyfriend. Is sending a heart on the third day of dating too early? Clark already sent him like 20 hearts, but Bruce wants to be sure to not scare Clark away by being clingy or something.

Dick tells him, but only after he stops laughing.

Bruce once brought an umbrella to a sunny walk in the park.

"What if it will rain, Clark?"

"We'll dance in the rain!"

Bruce didn't think of that. He just worried Clark would get wet and annoyed Bruce didn't plan for that.

It didn't rain all day.

Bruce wished it did.

[shampoo153]

Batfam planning dates

[crimson-chains]

Saw a piece by @xnighten which had this cool black out poetry style look! ^^ I thought it was so cool and wanted to do something like it with the ORV boys :D The result turned out pretty nice in my opinion~

[batsandbirdsandothers]

[fipindustries]

i really im absolutely astounded at the phenomenal job that MIB did not to be racist against aliens, despite being a movie about secret agents chasing evil aliens. that scene where jay helps an alien mother to give birth is probably one of the most humanizing moments for an Other ive seen in a movie ever.

[fipindustries]

like it grabs the body snatcher trope from the cold war "aliens are all around you, hidden in diguzise, they could be any one of us!" and then it says "and theyre just people, theyre literally just people trying to live their lives and thats fine"

[fipindustries]

you literally have a whooe scene where a cop stands out because he says "i dont care how menacibg or threatning someone looks im not going to shoot them if there is a reasonable explination for what theyre doing, one is sneezing and one is just doing excercise", and that is the guy that gets aproved to join MIB.

[phaeton-flier]

The movie has a real love for NYC and immigrant culture as a part of that. The opening scene where K welcomes the undocumented immigrants to the United States. One alien greets another and says he's ordered him pierogi. A lot of them are refugees from their home worlds who just want to survive.

[prokopetz]

Survival-themed cyberpunk RPG where instead of weapons having durability, you need to purchase subscriptions for each of your weapons, which deplete based on how much damage you inflict. Hit points exist in-universe as a value calculated by your weapons' built-in biometric scanners to meter subscription usage. You can top up a weapon's subscription credits at conveniently located kiosks, or "bank" extra credits beyond a given weapon's rated capacity by carrying gift cards.

[prokopetz]

If you hurt someone by hitting them with a rock or some other non-networked object, this is a serious felony – not because of the violence, but because due to a series of obscure legal precedents, using an object with no associated weapon subscription to cause measurable harm counts as circumventing copy protection.

[flying-butter]

What about beating someone to death with a firearm? Is that considered jailbreaking?

[prokopetz]

Assuming the gun has a linked weapon subscription, it just deducts from your credits in the usual fashion. Remember, you're being charged per hit point of damage inflicted, not per shot fired; the biometric monitors don't care how you inflicted them, as long as it was done using a weapon with an up-to-date subscription.

(Of course, the trick is, if you're firing the gun, it can helpfully prevent you from going over your credit limit by refusing to chamber the next round. If you're just pistol-whipping people senseless, you need to keep an eye on the readout manually!)

[kingofinfinitespace]

[imsopopfly]

Is it also a felony to punch someone in the face?

[prokopetz]

Yes, but crucially, not for the same reason that hitting someone with a rock is.

In brief, hitting someone with a rock qualifies as circumventing copy protection for two reasons:

As we know, modern copy protection legislation makes it illegal to circumvent copy protection measures regardless of the reason for which it's performed – i.e., it's illegal to bypass copy protection lockouts even if no unauthorised copies are actually produced, and indeed, even if the method of circumvention used would not enable the production of unauthorised copies in the first place.

Subsequent legal precedents have established that the scope of "circumventing copy protection measures" includes making use of non-copy-protected technology where an equivalent copy-protection-enabled technology exists. Though the original (and, arguably, intended) effect of these precedents was to render open-source software illegal to possess and use, they've since been construed much more broadly.

If this principle were to be extended to flesh-and-blood bodies, the existence of cybernetic prostheses would have the effect of rendering it illegal to do anything at all with a flesh-and-blood body and requiring everyone to become full-conversion cyborgs. Leaving questions of logistics aside, the pharmaceutical corps wouldn't stand for it – you can't sell overpriced drugs to people with no biology, after all – so as a matter of law, a flesh-and-blood limb has no copy-protection-enabled equivalent technology. You can thus punch all the noses you want without fear of running afoul of copy protection laws.

This does not, however, place you in the clear. If the person you punched is wearing any sort of licensed armour, in the act of punching them, you're operating their armour without a subscription – and since all commercially available clothing is technically considered licensed armour, in practice the only legally clear way to have a fistfight is if both parties are completely naked.

(Hitting someone with a weapon with an up-to-date subscription moderates this risk due to reciprocal agreements between weapon and armour licensors. The interplay between the two sets of licenses is a complex topic that's beyond the scope of this post, but for our purposes it's sufficient to bear in mind that striking someone wearing particularly expensive clothing may result in the attacker paying a higher rate per hit point of damage inflicted.)

[shampoo153]

Are there weapons with different companies they have different prices per hit point? Do status effects have impact on hit points like residual charges or changing the price point? Like a shishkeb weapon could have a higher buy price and charges for lingering burning damage, but slashes on enemy while burned are lowered or something.

Now I want the game just to start arguing with people on when and how to deliver damage for the least cost possible

[living-force]

Simon "the butcher", who is horrified when he finds out he sentenced a man to death by pressing the camera button.

Simon "the butcher" who keeps apologizing for not knowing better, for causing harm to the people in the room, for being rightfully angry and lashing out, turning every knob and lever and pressing that damn button because why would it work when he doesn't have any power and why didn't they just Tell Him??

Simon "the butcher" who gets teary and has the look of a hurt child on his face when ava mentions filament station and his voice trembles when he is quick to say "that wasn't supposed to happen"...

Simon "the butcher" who apologizes to the sm-13, an inanimate object, after hitting the console.

Just... Simon being so unbeliebably human throughout the whole movie, it makes my heart ache for him

[nyukaart]

Angry bird with calm bat