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Because this is cute

literally nothing is stopping you from putting on a petticoat and getting a damn milkshake how many times do we as a society have to go though this

shuttersmiley

Like I swear to fucking god, you can have the aesthetic without wishing for everything from an awful time period to come back.

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Woman Surprise Her Girlfriend With The News She Will Be Her Kidney Donor - Watch the full video

possessedcreampuff

OH MY GOD THIS IS LOVE

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Update:

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AHHHHHHHHHH YASSSSSS

s3xnoise

are u ever simultaneously having a good time and on the verge of an extreme mental breakdown

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ALICE ROOSEVELT WAS HARDCORE. “She was known as a rule-breaker in an era when women were under great pressure to conform. The American public noticed many of her exploits. She smoked cigarettes in public, swore at officials, rode in cars with men, stayed out late partying, kept a pet snake named Emily Spinach (Emily as in her spinster aunt and Spinach for its green color) in the White House, and was seen placing bets with a bookie.

optimysticals

So what I’m reading here is, she was a Roosevelt?

catsuitmonarchy

Well I have a new hero.

khoshekh-yourself-deactivated20

Her whole wikipedia article is gold

“When her father was governor of New York, he and his wife proposed that Alice attend a conservative school for girls in New York City. Pulling out all the stops, Alice wrote, ‘If you send me I will humiliate you. I will do something that will shame you. I tell you I will.’”

“Her father took office in 1901 following the assassination of President William McKinley, Jr. in Buffalo (an event that she greeted with “sheer rapture.”)“

“During the cruise to Japan, Alice jumped into the ship’s pool fully clothed, and coaxed a congressman to join her in the water. (Years later Bobby Kennedy would chide her about the incident, saying it was outrageous for the time, to which the by-then-octogenarian Alice replied that it would only have been outrageous had she removed her clothes.”

“She was dressed in a blue wedding dress and dramatically cut the wedding cake with a sword (borrowed from a military aide attending the reception)”

“When it came time for the Roosevelt family to move out of the White House, Alice buried a Voodoo doll of the new First Lady, Nellie Taft, in the front yard.”

“Later, the Taft White House banned her from her former residence—the first but not the last administration to do so. During Woodrow Wilson’s administration (from which she was banned in 1916 for a bawdy joke at Wilson’s expense)…”

“As an example of her attitudes on race, in 1965 her African-American chauffeur and one of her best friends, Turner, was driving Alice to an appointment. During the trip, he pulled out in front of a taxi, and the driver got out and demanded to know of him, “What do you think you’re doing, you black bastard?” Turner took the insult calmly, but Alice did not and told the taxi driver, “He’s taking me to my destination, you white son of a bitch!”

“To Senator Joseph McCarthy, who had jokingly remarked at a party “Here’s my blind date. I am going to call you Alice”, she sarcastically said “Senator McCarthy, you are not going to call me Alice. The trashman and the policeman on my block call me Alice, but you may not.”

mewjounouchi

I love this woman.

distractedbyshinyobjects

WOMEN WHO NEED FUCKEN MOVIES.

themauveroom

This is Alice as an older lady. The pillow says “If you can’t say something good about someone, sit right here by me.”

She is my absolute favorite.

severetstormwarning

I did not deserve to be exposed to bridge to terabithia on the 4th grade that movie rocked my 9 year old world and made me aware of my own mortality

strongermonster

back when i was a danny devito keeper my danny devitos were really gentle and one time i scooped up a handful of them and i got rly emotional and wanted to kiss them and i essentially faceplanted myself into a palm full of danny devitos while crying and that’s an important fact about me

strongermonster

alright who changed it from beekeeper to danny devito keeper