Jort

[inthesensethat]

[sunflowerslut]

[politijohn]

Source

[hole-therapy]

Dear god please let housing become affordable here and please make this force the thousands of sitting-duck properties re-enter the market at drastically reduced prices for native families to be able to purchase and then live in their homeland 😭 kū kia‘i ‘āina

[elizabethmarten]

when youre running late for saving your soulmate from a cursed pirate ship

[samaelschain]

The single greatest scene in anything ever 😂😂😂😂 @skillzyo

[allisonpregler]

this is the single greatest fuck you to physics that ever came out of this show

[your-reference-here]

@dadrielle reblogging this one for you

[rachandroll]

god fucking bless I love Xena so much

[chaser]

Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

[chaser]

First like and this has already found its intended audience

[chaser]

uh oh

[itsmyturnonthegender]

[diane-nguyen-watches-cartoons-d]

[traveling-madness]

based firemen

[the-real-seebs]

you sign up for the job because you want to save lives, and sometimes you get a chance to just be really, really, clear about "yes it is my job to save lives, there is an obstacle, and i am paid to use an axe to solve this problem"

[atopfourthwall]

[sadgi]

can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"

[sadgi]

thank you wikipedia for this really good image

[sadgi]

a helpful mnemonic for everyone

[hogteeth]

dig mandate

[animentality]

Goncharov broke containment.

[broomsticks]

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

[vbartilucci]

The original slogan for The Daily Show - "Where more Americans get their news...than probably should".

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

So what we're NOT gonna do when James Somerton inevitably starts releasing new videos is hatewatch them, okay? Because a view is still a view whether or not it was watched with rage and disdain in your heart, you KNOW they'll be monetized, and at this point I'm sure he's doing this precisely TO bait in hatewatchers

Don't fund his comeback arc. Let him fade into obscurity like he deserves

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

So I made this unrebloggable for a long time but as it turns out, fuckin APPARENTLY at the same time he was letting the internet think he had harmed or killed himself, he was yukking it up on an alt posting nudes and talking about TV shows. So yeah reminder that his online career is over and we're going to make sure of that, right?

[roseverdict]

they weren't even his nudes!

[liarsblade]

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

[liarsblade]

[a-potato-of-death]

[marxistprincess]

This is a picture of a cis woman, y’all are literally just racist

[marxistprincess]

[torchickentacos]

TERFS DID THIS TO ME ON TUMBLR. I got an anon telling me I passed terribly. like. I'm literally cis and by telling me I do not pass, you are showing that you view womanhood in ways that are not only regressive for trans folk but also regressive and harmful for the very cis women you claim to support and prioritize. They uphold the very beauty and gender performative standards they seek to diminish. Fuck terfs.

[hexthelex-deactivated20230815]

Daily reminder that TERFism has roots in both fascism (eugenics, patriarchal gender performance) and white supremacy (euronormative standards of beauty and biology) and is by no means a viable form of feminism.

[warriorcatsofficialfacts]

hi do y'all mind if i misuse this blog entirely for a second. idk why i'm asking i don't actually care they found a new snake it's a New Snake we didn't know about this snake before!!!!

[warriorcatsofficialfacts]

for (sighs heavily) The Europeans that's 7.8 meters and 199 kg

[dating-sim-loving-hermit]

New snake just dropped

[gradienty]

Brilliant Rose Blue Whale (#ec45c5 to #032e48)

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

❤❤❤ (tweet ❤)

[neil-gaiman]

We got old. And half of us got dead. And one of us hadn't come up with the Hat Thing yet. And one of us still wore sunglasses indoors. Nearly 35 years ago...

[repent-zoomer]

[dogsuffrage]

memes that get you unfriended by relatives on facebook

[technofeudalism]

memes that get you unfollowed by randoms on tumblr

[art-of-thomas-elliott]

Moth Man ink painting

[librarycard]

the ship of theseus wikipedia article in 2003. 20 years later, after 1792 total edits, 0% of its original phrasing remains. (x)