girlfight. gateboss. gaskeep.

Piper. 25. Semi-formal, semi-feral, always favored by the gods.

[kushblazer666]

everybody wanna be jeremy till things start getting fragrant

[pangur-and-grim]

I hope my spider fucking book will hold universal appeal

[pangur-and-grim]

[murkymarco]

Caught myself spiraling and then remembered it's just my body not wanting to exist in these temperatures

[guiltfactory-moved]

i think the fly on the wall is jerking off

[raylangivins]

(three decades into my life) sorry I wasn’t paying attention, can we start again?

[frigbob]

Person who wants to do stuff trapped in a body that needs to lie down

[dumbpuppyfag]

you'll be hanging out with the sweetest person ever and they'll randomly tell you a childhood experience that would have vaporised you and you're like oh we should find your parents and murder them irl

[evilvillain123456789]

besides the gender, race, and age constantly alluded to on this blog, i hold the following privileges & disprivileges:

Privileges

middle class

middle weight

live in the imperial core (miami international airport)

charming

blessed by the gods

neurotypical

able bodied (mostly)

attractive passing

intelligent

funny

green flag sun sign (aries)(this is not open for discussion)

Disprivileges

catholic

eccentric

non binary coded

bad person/toxic

technically own nothing (i live in the airport)

drug addict (caffeine pills, legal gummies)

partially vaccinated

look weird naked

sometimes a profound and unknowable pain rends my soul & permeates my body

bisexual

Please hold me accountable, at all times. That is all.

[lawoftheclaw-deactivated2025073]

Wish i was british so i could cheekily pop in to Tescos. But theres no such thing as that here..here in America we're lucky just to toil, to scrape our worthless barely breathing forms against the vast bowels of the machine, an approximation of sub-life, and utterly unknown to the pleasures of the meal deal

[pierog]

i'm so glad goncharov happened when it did, right before prolific public use of AI. that was pure honest gaslighting straight from the heart. real human whimsicality and trickery thru blood sweat and tears. we were a family. and we all gonched, together. you cant replicate that with any machine.

[swordshapedleaves]

it came to me in a moment of clarity

[orpheuslament]

i need to get laid or alternatively be put down like a rabid dog but i seriously cannot keep acting like this

[an-ruraiocht]

how it feels to be online these days

[egirlbutternubs]

No i didn't "forget to pack a toothbrush and a phone charger" its called on site procurement. Solid snake does it too

[girljeremystrong]

amulet

[wmnylander]

amulet

[eastoncowan]

amulet

[travisdermotts]

amulet

[tiger-balm]

amulet?

[frasermittens]

amulet 🙂‍↕️

[brettfishy]

amulet

[muppetshow2026]

my horrible son squangle he has every disease and is banned from running for office

[muppetshow2026]

everyone is so mean to my awful boy

[sealsdaily]

Today's Seal Is: Diego's Offering