girlfight. gateboss. gaskeep.

Piper. 25. Semi-formal, semi-feral, always favored by the gods.

[frigbob]

Person who wants to do stuff trapped in a body that needs to lie down

[dumbpuppyfag]

you'll be hanging out with the sweetest person ever and they'll randomly tell you a childhood experience that would have vaporised you and you're like oh we should find your parents and murder them irl

[evilvillain123456789]

besides the gender, race, and age constantly alluded to on this blog, i hold the following privileges & disprivileges:

Privileges

middle class

middle weight

live in the imperial core (miami international airport)

charming

blessed by the gods

neurotypical

able bodied (mostly)

attractive passing

intelligent

funny

green flag sun sign (aries)(this is not open for discussion)

Disprivileges

catholic

eccentric

non binary coded

bad person/toxic

technically own nothing (i live in the airport)

drug addict (caffeine pills, legal gummies)

partially vaccinated

look weird naked

sometimes a profound and unknowable pain rends my soul & permeates my body

bisexual

Please hold me accountable, at all times. That is all.

[lawoftheclaw-deactivated2025073]

Wish i was british so i could cheekily pop in to Tescos. But theres no such thing as that here..here in America we're lucky just to toil, to scrape our worthless barely breathing forms against the vast bowels of the machine, an approximation of sub-life, and utterly unknown to the pleasures of the meal deal

[pierog]

i'm so glad goncharov happened when it did, right before prolific public use of AI. that was pure honest gaslighting straight from the heart. real human whimsicality and trickery thru blood sweat and tears. we were a family. and we all gonched, together. you cant replicate that with any machine.

[swordshapedleaves]

it came to me in a moment of clarity

[orpheuslament]

i need to get laid or alternatively be put down like a rabid dog but i seriously cannot keep acting like this

[an-ruraiocht]

how it feels to be online these days

[egirlbutternubs]

No i didn't "forget to pack a toothbrush and a phone charger" its called on site procurement. Solid snake does it too

[girljeremystrong]

amulet

[wmnylander]

amulet

[eastoncowan]

amulet

[travisdermotts]

amulet

[tiger-balm]

amulet?

[frasermittens]

amulet 🙂‍↕️

[brettfishy]

amulet

[muppetshow2026]

my horrible son squangle he has every disease and is banned from running for office

[muppetshow2026]

everyone is so mean to my awful boy

[sealsdaily]

Today's Seal Is: Diego's Offering

[newyorkkiss]

[bustedlestatdoll]

my mom just had a 7cm brain tumor removed and since she's woken up she's been talking nonstop about this dream she had about going to an art gallery full of colourful paintings by a 'homosexual artist' named klimsdorf who was ethereal and wise, both young and old... at first she was convinced he was a real person but after failing to find him online she's accepted he was a figment of her subconscious mind and is now determined to bring him to life via painting his portrait herself. she's 67 and has never drawn in her life. and now this. blorbo from her tumor

[charl0ttan]

im reaching my fucking limmies bro. im almost at my limmies

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

"I should kill myself": self-serving, reactionary

"we should all kill ourselves": building community and connection, ideologically correct

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Call this sex 9/11 the way her bush had knowledge of my tower