My Life Is Measured In Chapters

Just a blog about a girl who is obsessed with fanfics my OTPs are Snanger (Severus/Hermione), as well as Reylo (Rey/ Kylo Ren; Ben Solo), and various other ones that I don't want to talk about lol Name: Jess Age: 30 Pottermore house: Ravenclaw

[dunderheaded-ninny-muggins]

This is me right now.

[tr1ckfuneral]

Suicide ideation is so weird. Making a lovely apple pie while thinking of bleeding out in the tub.

[flightsofwonder]

being an adult is just saying to yourself “this is the weekend i’ll clean my [x]” and then proceeding to not do that because it’s the weekend and you deserve to relax, goddamnit

[flightsofwonder]

why does this have 85K notes

[randomslasher]

because we reblogged it instead of cleaning our [x]

[draconym]

It's nuts how common it is to not allow children to be angry, even (especially) in households where adults are angry all the time. As a child I knew my own anger was unacceptable--not just expressing it outwardly but feeling it at all. So now as an adult my immediate reaction to my own anger is often to feel guilt instead of like. Noticing when someone is being rude or unfair or my boundaries are being violated or whatever. fucked up.

[verdantdrawzstories]

Reminder that fanfic authors write the stories you like

FOR FREE

[audible-smiles]

the worst part of summer is that people get sooo comfortable expressing their disgust at having to see other people’s bodies. they’re always complaining about wrinkly old men at the nude hot springs or fat women in bikinis at the beach. I hate that shit. if you’re not capable of being normal about bodies you personally don’t find attractive, just turn your head to look at something else! and if you’re not smart enough to do that, then at least do the rest of us the courtesy of suffering in silence, because we don’t wanna hear your weird comments. thanks.

[miseria-fortes-viros]

they dont tell you this but like half of adulthood is just washing the same FUCKING pan

[miseria-fortes-viros]

WASHING THE FUCKING PAN AGAIN!!!!!

[commoncheemes]

Your doing so good at increasing your skill stat in pan washing. I'm so proud of you. Best pan washer out there.

[miseria-fortes-viros]

this is so nice thank u….

[libraford]

Googled something about quick hydration and it suggested big jug of water, couple tbsp pickle juice, dash of lime juice.

Its surprisingly tasty????

[libraford]

Pleased to report that after a day of this i am not longer craving caper brine and my mouth is not dry as usual. There's some good suggestions in the notes too that I want to try.

-ancient roman posca: water, red or white wine vinegar, honey, salt, herbs (coriander, mint, thyme)

-switchel: water, ginger, vinegar, sweetener, lemon, salt

-ayran: yogurt, water, salt, mint

-Agua pepino: water, cucumbers, lime, sugar, optional mint.

[libraford]

I have been reminded of:

-shrub: vinegar, sida water, elderberry (or other berry), sugar.

[libraford]

I have now been informed of

-sekanjabin: honey, vinegar, mint, water.

[libraford]

"Wow, I wonder why this post was popular this week."

-sees the reports of the heatwave in Europe-

"... ah."

[phoenix-gal]

(oh yeah this is relevant now for like... half the world...

also been meaning to try making posca for years after researching for a Merlin fanfic eons ago)

[hjellacott]

I mean great and all that but I can never cease being shocked that people don't just enjoy water. To me there's nothing quite like my bottle of water fresh from the fridge with two ice cubes in.

[libraford]

... this was about a sodium deficiency. If you are in a situation where you are sweating, you are losing electrolytes and there comes a point where plain water does not do anything for hydration. It was absolutely not about taste.

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[coffee-or-hot-cocoa]

i need all the help i can get for finals

[finnglas]

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

[avhira]

I could use some luck

[animentality]

[dunderheaded-ninny-muggins]

TikTok - Make Your Day

I have absolutely nobody in my life i can squeal and gush with about how i find this man attractive and insanely talented. So i came here to say this and share.

[thepastisneverdead1966]

characters who are deeply flawed and insufferable and written in a way that’s so unlikeable they become likeable, I love you. my poor little comedic traumatised meow meow who’s also a piece of shit.

[odetolithium]

[empty-sigh]

good girls with voice kinks deserve to be groped and finger fucked while being talked through it

[bard-like]

[what-even-is-thiss]

This post is ancient and stupid but I still laugh whenever I see it

[sneverussape]

staff and students used to play against each other in mixed friendlies in the off season. it could get a bit rough so albus made sure his staff (i.e. one specific member since everyone else outwardly refused lest he wanted a painful death) were always well-protected and well-equipped. snape didn’t much care as long as he got to play.

[incrediblyfastfilms]

art by Bentos Gyorgy

from Poster Spy

[chocoette]