cathoderay420

Taneisha, nobody completes anybody. 23 | any pronouns | lesbian

[thepastisneverdead1966]

characters who are deeply flawed and insufferable and written in a way that’s so unlikeable they become likeable, I love you. my poor little comedic traumatised meow meow who’s also a piece of shit.

[funstyle]

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

[compassionvi]

the thing about piracy is that i know i deserve everything for free forever

[psikonauti]

The wild horses of Pindus mountain

[fella-lovin-fella]

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

[avidcollectorofdust]

Really glad predictive text exists. Should i bring my own parking lot

[dogpuppy]

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

[moisterpeggingchampion]

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

[dogpuppy]

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.

[kosmogrl]

[prthedisaster]

[vitabreva]

[lleyksie]

moles + worms + shrew

[fairycosmos]

i always think if i was a vampire i would just kill myself for garlic. like lactose intolerant people do for cheese and shit

[dogpuppy]

[kosmogrl]

[moseby]

the best fruits are hardest to open

[trashboat]

this fucking bowling ball is gonna be delicious i know it

[earth-song]

“Wild Horses of Shackleford Banks” by Brad Styron

[aletheyass]

im like an older person but younger