fish in a bowl

Dunk | they/xe

[crag-the-caveman]

Crag take Crag Jr down to tar pit to hunt megafauna trapped in tar pit. And then what happen? Crag Jr get stuck in tar pit. Total bullshit Crag tell you

[thepleasuregoblin]

Because Catholicism and by extension Christianity are so big and normal I don't think a lot of people consider how strange the Vatican is just conceptually. Like yeah in the capital of a long-dead empire there's an opulent temple district that acts as it's own sovereign nation, still speaking the dead language of that empire for their rituals, ruled by a prophet-king chosen by a secret conclave of the high priesthood. Yeah his followers eat a lot of fish in the spring.

[carebewear]

I do often think about how the origin of “he would not fucking say that” was in reference to a post which depicted Cartman SouthPark responding politely when asked for his pronouns

[schistcity]

meme phrases are so mobile and versatile and that's really really beautiful but i'm always thinking about the first "she x on my y til i z" being "she ebbin on my neezer til i scrooge" and the first "fork found in kitchen" coming from a tweet about sehun from exo being spotted at a gay bar. like sometimes you just utterly nail it the very first time and no variation of the joke is going to be better.

[schistcity]

EXACTLY.

[schistcity]

a small collection

[matchacakedragon]

once i master my adhd and stop believing that i’m waiting for my life to begin and accept what i cannot change and finish cleaning my room and stick to a productive schedule and drink enough water and meditate and organize all the important papers in the paper pile and start being consistent and say the nice things to myself and gain confidence its OVER for you bitches

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

tripped over a severed head on the sidewalk and wound up with a broken cock. my life is hell.

[pinnipediatherealpennipedia]

Tried making a transparent version of this, have fun making memes 🦭

[toskarin]

JFK Theory: when everyone blinked because of the loud gunshot, that's when the swordsman made his move

[himynameisemail]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

Smeeped to meet you...

[spineless-lobster]

Bitches love me for my ancient literature memes

[tkowl]

[evilvillain123456789]

i would have loved to been an idealized hypothetical for you. if only i had been aborted...

[fallout-lou-begas]

it's finally that time of the year again for the clinically depressed newscaster describing february with disco elysium music

[shopwitchvamp]

[achillesinhighheels]

choosing to ignore my weirdly symbolic dream because i have a lot going on rn already

[abdalsalam2000]

The conflicting events the world is witnessing today at the start of the new year 2026 are nothing but the work of the United States and Israeli governments; they are behind everything bad that happens in this world.

[abdalsalam2000]

What happened in Venezuela today—the kidnapping of Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro from the heart of the Venezuelan capital, Caracas, on drug charges and other charges—is nothing more than a pretext for America to occupy Venezuela and steal its oil wealth and resources, even though Venezuela is a peaceful country. This is what America and Israel want; they want to occupy the world and kill everyone in it. They are evil.

[abdalsalam2000]

Israel has committed genocide in Gaza for two years, killing, displacing, and starving us while the international community, international law, and the International Criminal Court remain silent—a court whose entire existence has proven to be a lie. Multiple arrest warrants have been issued against Netanyahu, yet no one in the world has dared to arrest him. Meanwhile, the US arrested President Nicolás Maduro in his own country without anyone saying a word. Please, don't remain silent about this injustice. We are dying and suffering here while the rest of the world lives in peace and security. We are being bombed and killed. Please help us and donate to us.

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[doctor-doodleman]

I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should-

[chilewithcarnage]