Is there seriously no liquor?

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[demonteas]

i had no idea on how to make this and i’ll make a better one later but for a really long time i’m gonna offer ‘pay what you want’ commission slots. all i ask is that it’s at least 3$ because this is a lot, lot, lot cheaper than what i usually offer!

so there are plenty examples to choose from! and i don’t mind doing OCs/Multiple Characters/Backgrounds/What have you. though i will say i won’t be doing anything above a PG-13 rating (no gore, no full nudity, no porn) and i’m really bad at mechas. i accept ko-fi and paypal payments, but if you need something else, i can work with you! if you can’t purchase at this time, it would be really neat if you could at least reblog this for me!

[pxppinmolly-archived]

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[demonteas]

So because of some things that are going on in real life I'm gonna be taking a semi hiatus for a little while. I'll still be open for private RP on discord but I currently can't handle my blogs and balancing what's going on lately. Sorry to everyone who's been waiting on me, I'm just under a lot of stress and can't get my brain to focus on anything plus formatting. I'll try to pop in when I can but yknow...

[demonteas]

So because of some things that are going on in real life I'm gonna be taking a semi hiatus for a little while. I'll still be open for private RP on discord but I currently can't handle my blogs and balancing what's going on lately. Sorry to everyone who's been waiting on me, I'm just under a lot of stress and can't get my brain to focus on anything plus formatting. I'll try to pop in when I can but yknow...

[dustingangel]

wrxthfulguard‌:

“I will never harm my friends and allies, Angel Dust… I’m only trying to keep you and the hotel safe.” And that was basically his job in a nutshell, no matter what… Don would NEVER harm Charlie and Vaggie.

“I’ll stay out of your way… But I will get in it once your life is put in direct risk and there’s no way out of it, we may be from different sides of the law, but I respect you in a mutual sense.” While he was apathetic about most things, he deeply cared for his friends and allies.

"You kinda fall flat on the metaphor side o'things huh?"

Angel rested a hand on a cocked out hip, looking overly bored with the proclamation of safety and protection. This was Hell; the most dangerous place anyone had ever come into contact with. Even walking outside was a threat to one's safety, and he had half a mind to mention that to the guard before he stopped himself at the mention of respect.

"You respect me, I don't respect you. Ain't that a nice little coinkydink? Now if you DON'T MIND I have a bar to be gettin to. Is that alright with you Mister Occifer? Or do I gotta get a buddy system goin and you go with me? Is that it?" 

[dustingangel]

pxppinmolly‌:

Molly knew her brother like the back of her hand. Both of them, really, but Angel the most. Considering they grew up rather close. Large eyes eye her younger brother, lips pursed. “Ya know.. If you do go off tha’ fuckin’ deep end, you’se ain’t only gonna hear it from Charlie, but me also, yeah?” Molly ended rather tightly. She didn’t want to put a wet blanket on Angel’s fun, never! However this was for his own good.

And Charlie and the hotel’s. Of course. She doesn’t want Charlie getting more stressed and on Angel’s back than she already is. “All I ask is you’se try and not get too crazy. That’s all. No fights, no twitchin’, no startin’ nothin’.” A hand reaches up to lovingly pat his cheek. “I just don’t want’cha ta’ be only eva’ goin’ backwards on ya pra’gress.”

"Ain't I promisin to be on my best behavya? C'mon, I'll do my best to be a good little darlin Angel."

Angel rolled his eyes a little, all four arms crossing against his chest defensively for a moment. The cheek pat was met with a scoff, almost like a child pouting really; but Angel was pretty known to be childish anyway. Letting out a long sigh, Angel's heels continued to click against the pavement, frown printed obviously across his face.

"Alright. No fights. No twitchin. No startin nothin. But I can't help the rest of these lousy ingrates from fuckin everythin up, so don't get mad if I FINISH anythin. Won't start it, definitely will finish it."

[dustingangel]

⬜ + 44 ( atomicfetish )

send a number get an icon / 44 ! / @atomicfetish

“So there’s no stoppin for liquor first, is there?”

Angel had listened to every detail of the new, exciting plan that Cherri had come up with to terrorize Pentagram City; and he wasn’t exactly saying no but… Offering a little bit of a tweak to it. Add in something they could both enjoy before they got to it, a pregame shot if you will.

“I’m not sayin it’s not a good idea, Cherbear but… There’s always gotta be time for drinkin right?”

[dustingangel]

loyalservants‌:

( Miscellaneous | @dustingangel )

                                LUCIO could have  SWORN  the Spider-bitch in front of him almost pronounce  ❛ COUNT ❜  as   ❛ CUNT ❜ . There was an ugly twitch in the corner of his mouth when he said,   ❝ Yeah, well, don’t you want a  GOOD  time ? Sometimes just better than  MONEY , y’know. Goddammit, come on ! I’m stressed, you’re stressed, we’re all fucking  STRESSED , isn’t that, like,  PAYMENT  enough ? ❞   

                               Suddenly, he wished he had his  ARTIFICIAL  arm back or at least died whilst shoving  GOLD  coins into his mouth.

"I can get a good time without some fuckin barn bleating, arrogant spoiled brat harassin me. What do I gotta be stressed about anyway? I ain't the one beggin for a 'good time'. So why don't you tuck y'tail back between your legs and FUCK OFF."

Angel scoffed loudly, starting to walk away from the angry, persistent goat man. Sure, he could easily say yes and get on with it, but what was the fun in that? Not to mention, he wasn't one to give out his services for free; no that's what a cheap whore does and Angel is anything but cheap. Now maybe if the Count were a little more attractive? Maybe. 

But Angel wasn’t a huge fan of goats. 

[kitsunememes]

Send ⬜ + a number and I’ll use that icon from the muses icon folder to make a starter

remember to specify for multi-muse blogs

[dustingangel]

all my stuff is queued for this blog hell yea; i’m gonna be working on my other blog today as well if you guys wanna bother me in both places

[sadsugars]

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                        hello, hello, hello!  this is a masterlist for hazbin hotel roleplayers!  all you need to do to be added is reblog this post with the following in the tags.             * your muse(s) and whether you’re a multimuse/oc.

[dustingangel]

alright i updated my rules and it’s a really long post now but y’know i didn’t wanna have to write it at all :) i will say that it was proofed over by two people in certain points that have nothing to do with the fandom, so don’t @ me. if you’d like to ask me any questions, you’re welcome to inbox me about them, but DO NOT reply to this post. thanks !

[dustingangel]

“Wait are we pettin the Radio Demon? I wanna pet him, does he bite?” 

[crazyheavymetalpunkrock]

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[dustingangel]

alright i updated my rules and it’s a really long post now but y’know i didn’t wanna have to write it at all :) i will say that it was proofed over by two people in certain points that have nothing to do with the fandom, so don’t @ me. if you’d like to ask me any questions, you’re welcome to inbox me about them, but DO NOT reply to this post. thanks !

[dustingangel]

i really don’t wanna but before i work on any threads today i have to revamp my rule page specifically for angel so yes i’m online no i won’t be responding to threads immediately sorry