[transisstor]

Reblog if you think fanfiction is a legitimate form of creative writing.

[sunflowerseedsandscience]

REBLOG IF NAZIS OFFEND YOU MORE THAN NIPPLES.

[1-800-oxiclean]

Girls like hearing men moan during sex

Girls LIKE hearing men moan during sex

GIRLS LIKE hearing men moan during sex

GIRLS LIKE hearing MEN MOAN during SEX

GIRLS LIKE HEARING MEN MOAN DURING SEX

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[isamaegreenleaf]

Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol

[nnfirnid]

man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this 

[modelinterrupted]

I don’t play that shit lol sorry

[latenightsugar]

WHyyyy

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Sorry everyone

[just-jay25]

If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only

[kixgbear]

Shiddd

[angiebkxo-deactivated20180626]

this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!

[manynamedshe]

It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr

[glamhoeour-deactivated20251207]

I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES

LMAOOOO

[venusians]

Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~

[andro-djinni-of-the-lamp]

I reblogged this yesterday but idc, I ain’t playing games with Madame Zeroni or Mama Kitt

[chocolatefantasy13-deactivated2]

😂😂

[honeybeeluck-deactivated2018101]

Madame Zeroni ain’t for play play

[imjustjason]

Fuck it, hope she bless me

[30thchamber-deactivated20190424]

But what if a nigga don’t reblog this and they great great great grand kid finds a treasure chest?🤔

[writefroot-deactivated20181124]

What year did this start? I’m always feels my like I have to reboot this

[groovychick-s]

not risking shitttt

[littlescorpion6]

The fuck, guys? I don’t even know who she is bur damn I’ve been cursed before so I ain’t risking

[happydaysandersen]

The fuck you mean you don’t know who she is?!

[siriuslycollins-blog]

she gets re-blogged on my dashboard at least once a week?

[kaijuno]

People always gloss over how mentally damaging it can be to work in retail. I fucking hate that whenever I say “I could never work in retail again” someone has to reply “You snowflake millennials can’t take a starter job because you have to INTERACT with other people” No. Fuck you. I’ve worked as a planetarium host. I’ve worked as a public speaker. I’ve worked as a tutor and as a student teacher. I can work with people. I can work with crowds. Retail was fucking different. Retail was being treated as a subhuman. Retail was being treated so poorly that you have anxiety attacks before work. Having to work retail was a factor in my last suicide attempt. If I hear you say one fucking word about retail workers playing the victim I will personally break every bone in your body. Fuck You.

[dynamicsymmetry]

The holidays are coming up. Retail workers are going to be spiraling into a nightmare beyond human comprehension. If you’ve worked retail, you know this. If you haven’t, be aware of it. Please be kind to every retail worker you come across. Please be patient and understanding. It is misery out there.

[veecollinsackles]

Nerd by day Superhero by night.🤓❤️💪

[destielfluffnstuff]

Where’s the AU fanfic??!!

[macgregor13mathers-deactivated2]

Most so-called Hollywood Elites didn’t have their daddy’s giving them millions of dollars every year.

[neilerburtkapath]

Burtka-Harris Family Halloweens (2011-2018)

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

I really appreciate them going so hard with the family costumes every year just to remind people that Halloween belongs to the gays 

[my-abibliophobia]

Review of the book Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes by Cody O’Brien.

To sum up this book in a single sentence - “What would happen is Deadpool wrote a mythology book.”

Yeah, this guy-

Wrote a book. Here are some examples of why I think this.

GREEK MYTHOLOGY 

The Greek creation myth.

The story of Hephaestus god of Blacksmithing and Aphrodite Goddess of Love.

The story of the Minotaur. 

NORSE MYTHOLOGY

Norse creation myth.

Odin orders Loki to steal Freyja’s necklace. He does. This is so in character for both of them Freyja instantly knows who to blame.  

EGYPTIAN MYTHOLOGY

Ra gets mad at humanity and creates Sekhmet Lion Goddess of Killing Stuff. 

How Isis retrieves her huband’s coffin from the support pillar it got stuck inside.

MAYAN MYTHOLOGY

How to try and kill the god Zipacna and fail. 

CHRISTIANITY MYTHOLOGY

How God made Eve from Adam’s rib. 

The story of how King Solomon judges proper maternal instinct. 

HINDU MYTHOLOGY

Men ask Shiva to stop Kali’s murder rampage.

And this is how he does it. 

JAPANESE MYTHOLOGY

The Goddess Izanami gives birth to the whole island of Japan. 

A story about Tanuki.

AFRICAN MYTHOLOGY

Creation myth

SUMERIAN MYTHOLOGY

Creation myth

The Epic of Gilgamesh: Being born

The Epic of Gilgamesh: Meeting his best friend.

NATIVE AMERICAN MYTHOLOGY

Do I really need to explain why I feel the Merc with a mouth was involved in the retelling here?

[mxmaebie]

Sounds like Drunk History.

[mechhound]

SKLGKLSGHJKLGSHJSGDDHLJAGHDJGHGJHKSDJGH

[yeegobang]

gonna keep it real with y'all.

dan avidan is a great example that it’s possible to achieve your dreams, no matter your age. he was a confused twentysomething, not sure where he was gonna go. he just loved music and wanted to do it for a living. fast forward 10+ years later - he’s in a wildly successful band, literally about to perform on late night television for the first time. isn’t that the coolest shit?

as a confused twentysomething myself, i’ve realized i am not in a “time crunch” to do what i want, be successful, etc. there’s no time/age limit on becoming what you want to be. watching dan do all this gives me a ton of hope, guys. because i’ve been dwelling on the societal pressure that we’re supposed to be completely set in our careers in our twenties, and so have my friends. the thing is this: we’re gonna figure it out, and we’re gonna be okay. 💛

[banozac]

Two years ago I decided I wanted to rotoscope NSP’s Take On Me cover vid, a la the original video. The amount of work that went into this was more than I ever imagined and I decided if I don’t publish it as it, it will never see the light of day. So here’s a good portion of it and tbh I’m still proud.

[theory-0f-everything]

[youfunkybitchyou]

Lmao thought he was gonna kiss her on her forehead

[butchsandwich-deactivated201912]

I am fucking SCREECHING

[generic-egobang-blog]

It’s like 3 am

[wafflesex]

Had some wine. Played Dream Daddy. Are you ready for this.

[snazzy-adam]

This is the best Dream Daddy video ever.

[sliceofjoey]

THIS IS ALL OF US WHERES THE LIE

[9differenttypesofcrazy]

Thank you to whomever did this video

[autumniplier]

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ARIN SINGING COUNTRY GIVES ME LIFE LISTEN TO HIM

[saferforeveryone]

having heard a few people talking about being too shy to comment on fics recently I came to a shocking realisation

are… are fic writers the fandom jocks?

[luredin-deactivated20190203]

And if so, does that mean that the people who do comment on fics are…

cheerleaders?

[what-even-is-thiss]

No I can’t be a jock I can’t handle that

[salmon404]

where’s my letterman jacket op WhErEs My LeTtErMaN jAcKeT oP

[what-even-is-thiss]

NO WE CANT HANDLE THE RESPONSIBILITY

[softestvirgil]

I will never be a jock. I am too awkward and uncoordinated. Can I be an artsty emo kid instead?

[zombie6queen6]

“WHOA-OOOOOOOOOOOoooohh!!!”