a fleeting glance again tells me everything.

took a chance in vain, drown to a futile idea

[mr-deep-downer]

need

[baltharino]

[segamascott]

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[iheartgecs]

[despazito]

Sometimes I'll be looking at bullshit online that I know will just rile me up and I have to think of this image to get myself to stop

[dogpuppy]

[bonivers]

me

[epilepticsaints]

[the-sofa-king-awesome]

the tags on this post do not disappoint

[stroebe2]

[important-cat-pics]

[kaihasmoreswagthanyou3]

headphones aren't enough i need to eat the song

[fake-guns-blazing]

they should let me listen to music while looking out the window of a train for my entire life

[vulpinesaint]

saying "question mark?" and "however comma," out loud are game changers. punctuation on the go. and it's always the funniest thing that anyone around you has ever heard

[wowwforever]

if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people

[boogerwookiesugarcookie]

he literally did in the fourth one when he's asked if he likes cars more than women

[explorerrowan]

If you asked if he was cool with trans people, he'd probably say "sometimes, aftermarket parts are the only way to get the vehicle you really want. Everyone should have the right to hot rod."

[orcboxer]

[patsybird]

@marsoid

[thecaptainkindofgirl]

My dad works at Home Depot and this one customer came in trying to return a lawnmower that wouldn’t start. Another employee asked the customer if he had put any gas in it and the customer was outraged, yelling that they should have told him it needed gas (it was in the manual) and the employee told him “Well it doesn’t run on hopes and dreams, sir.” That pissed the guy off more so he called the manager all “Can you believe this guy!? He told me it doesn’t run on hopes and dreams!” and the manager just said “Well, it doesn’t.”

[thememedaddy]