posting from my mine rn

elves dni

[failuredyke-phd]

tonight it's just you me and the cast iron grub

[failuredyke-phd]

its heavy

[luetta]

canaries were used in coalmines due to their incredibly hard beaks, they could break through stone as well as any pickaxe

[cryptotheism]

NO MORE ELF MEDIA EVER

[sandmandaddy69]

[shutupandmakemepizzaroll]

for my cereal

[hometoursandotherstuff]

How to fix worn steps so that you can trip on metal rather than stone, or a combination, thereof.

[girlballs]

if you don't like concrete fuck you i hate you i hate you i hate you die die explode die

[enthusispastic]

What if you were traveling through a cave and the dwarf in your adventuring party said "wait guys this place feels pregnant"

[gavamont]

That’s when I start popping birth control like skittles!

[ratazom]

I don't think you understand.... like, anything

[gavamont]

I listen to my dwarves and I have yet to birth a cave baby. So take that for what it’s worth.

[ratazom]

@dwarf-posting ???

[dwarf-posting]

ye can’t argue with results

[memorycycle]

driving my wild boar and i feel a slight bump and i look in the rearview mirror and see a squashed honda civic

[contemptible-scoundrel]

when she touch my thing in a sexual capacity

[gamerkrillslair]

plans are particles. they change and adapt. i didn't intend to spend 4 hours in the dark tunnel and take an edible I found in my backpack, but saturday guided my hand and here we are

[gamerkrillslair]

i might have fallen asleep in the tunnel but i had nemo guarding me so it's fine

[squeakitties]

just fucked a rock tumbler and my shit's soooo smooth and polished right now

[squeakitties]

had nothing better to do

[orcboxer]

tryna explore these abandoned dwarven mines and I gotta crouch the whole time for obvious reasons I should have anticipated

[onthefloorinthedirtwiththefilth]

Live by the sword laugh by the sword love by the sword

[pancakeke]

how is tin's melting point only 230°C / 450°F. that's the temperature I roast brussels sprouts.

[pancakeke]

this don't sound like a good recipe

[dropdome]

The intestines of the furnace by Stéphane Gaudry, 2012

[bloodcountessabendroth-deactiva]

Girls with swords are great but there aren't enough girls with flanged maces or morning stars to go around. Give me a woman who does bludgeoning damage

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]