Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
@theartofmadeline
Game Changer & Make Some Noise
macklin celebrini has autism
hello vonnie
Noah Kahan
ojovivo
YOU ARE THE REASON
The Bowery Presents
Fai_Ryy
Doug Jones
Color Me Curious
titsay
One Nice Bug Per Day
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
almost home
Show & Tell
The Stonewall Inn
Origami Around
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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@dyatlovpuffpuffpassincident
Sometimes I see straight women posting and I'm like hmmm okay I can see why some straight men are driven insane without necessarily being like Andrew Tate psychos
Oh there's so many of these
The feminine trait of *checks notes* wanting to stay hydrated
... And you hid it in the tags ?
We have GOT to keep making fun of cis women who act like this. It’s the only way we can move forward
went to the cop slide and got yelled at by a cop
@solardrifter the park is closed i think but also it’s being patrolled by people who hate fun
bro this quote made it into the boston globe 🥲
Things Tumblr needs: unlimited asks, +500kb gif size, more photosets layouts, chance to tag hyphens, chance to USE hyphens in urls without tricks, replies notifications, instant messaging, option to know when someone’s online
Things Karp gives us: fanmail
this post from early 2012 is a remarkable artifact, since almost all these features have since been introduced, and even people who were here for it barely remember fanmail
Tumblr in Polish looks so fucked like
Polacy: Moi mutualsi uwu
Tumblr: Osoby, które odwzajemniają twoje obserwowanie :)
I’m going to Constantinople, that shit better not be Istanbul
Real shit
If anyone’s wondering what’s going on in the uk right now, a guy just escaped from a high security prison by DRESSING UP AS A KITCHEN CHEF AND CLINGING TO THE BOTTOM OF A FOOD VAN LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF A GOD DAMN KIDS FILM AND THEY STILL HAVENT FOUND HIM AFTER OVER 24 HOURS…
The bbc have said “Sources suggest that this was an orchestrated escape rather than an opportunistic one” OF COURSE IT WAS PLANNED GUYS THE MAN HAD A SILLY LITTLE COSTUME AND AN AUSTIN POWERS STYLE GETAWAY
absolutely legendary fucking poster holy shit
You know, I can roll my eyes at burners just as much as the next person but a lot of takes that I'm seeing about burning man make it really, really clear that we need to introduce a lot more people to both autonomous zones and doing drugs with so many people that there literally aren't enough cops in the state to enforce the laws against you.
Alguien me habló todos los días de mi vida
al oído, despacio, lentamente.
Me dijo: ¡vive, vive, vive!
Era la muerte.
Jaime Sabines
I am sharing the funniest dnd character idea I’ve ever had bc I know I’ll never get to play them and I refuse to keep a joke to myself
“why don’t you just…?” the answer is either money or anxiety
or the Bone Pharoh
That. Includes. Hiring.
That. Includes. Scheduling.
That. Includes. Firing.
That. Includes. Approving. Or. Denying. Social. Benefits.
You know you’d think I wouldn’t have to say this but the solution to this is not to teach AI how to be afraid for their life
Honestly this is fucking brilliant because you can put hot drinks in this cup and since it has a handle you won’t burn your hand drinking it
🚨🚨RIP BOZO🚨🚨
none of you are prepared for Tucker Carlson’s substack / Daily Wire podcast era
Tucker after moving to a castle in the Hungarian countryside on that Orbán money: "You know Ben, now that I'm not being held back by those liberals at Fox, here's what I really think-"
haha i like you. I’ll be growing on you like moss now if that’s alright
I took the smallest, shittiest picture of a frog at the nature preserve last week and just looking at it has me in tears of laughter. Just another pea in the pea soup...
Despite all these logs, I am still just a frog in a bog.
She [slide whistle] on my [rooster crow] til I [boyoyoyoyoing]
