lacey's languishing

minors dni, 19 in new england, uh uh uhhhh nice shoelaces?? whered u get em??

[dying-doe]

hi, welcome to my intro post!! i'm lacey, 19, usamerican(new england girlie), whatever pronouns you feel like using. into witchcraft due to a longstanding family curse, into infodumps and weird fanfics due to a longstanding family history of autism. wlw & arduously married. mdni, bigots dni, i'd prefer if men didnt interact tbh but ig some of you are ok(/lh). i love bluey, twilight, and talking shit about amberlynn reid(edit to add: i can't anymore one more lcu stream will be my unraveling). please be my friend!!

i've been here on & off since grade school & can only hope previous accts have been lost to time 4ever. chronically online bc i'm disabled due to a decade of various types of torture throughout my childhood, so tw for that as i'll likely vent at some point, although i'll include tw on posts as necessary.

ok that's it, love ya!!

[silliestcolressfan]

affirmations for people with multiple blogs:

☆ i am on the right blog

☆ i wont accidentally post on the wrong blog

☆ i can get my blogs right

☆ i have a normal amount of side blogs

☆ this isnt going on the wrong blog

[ominous-signs]

Additional affirmations:

☆ No one ever saw me post a wrong post

☆ No one will immediately go to reblog that wrong post (if it were to even happen)

☆ I know what I am doing

☆ I know all the buttons I click

☆ I know which side blog I am currently on

[t0uchm3t3rr1bly]

if i see ai endorsed anywhere on ur account i'm blocking u. i didn't realize some of y'all feedism kinks included feeding all of the worlds water to machines that replace real art- that enables real people to share their hard work and love for the subject- with fuckass computer slop. y'all piss me off so bad. i hope next time u use chatgpt it takes all of it's necessary water out of your human body so you shrivel up like a raisin and we have one less person enshittifying the world. i hate you all.

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Just saw my doctor type "FUCKED FOR LIFE" on my chart then he turned the screen away and stopped making eye contact with me

[cheerfullycatholic]

When medicine is holding the migraine back but you can still kinda feel it in the distance waiting to return

[systlin]

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

[ihonestlydontknowwhattocallthis]

InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. It’s a win win situation

[systlin]

They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.

[systlin]

Made this post about 15 minutes after the repair guy who fixed the pump on my dishwasher packed up his tools and left, as the dishwasher was whirring along doing my dishes from that morning.

He said the exact same thing, which I did not know before that, so spreading this knowledge.

[dying-doe]

did some sort of rpf controversy happen why am i seeing so much rpf-posting on tumblr.com today

[fella-lovin-fella]

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

[rubysapphrald]

i feel so defensive and protective of people with ARFID like if i had a disorder that made my brain register 90% of food as poison for no reason and i had a bazillion people on the internet constantly calling me a manchild who needs to just grow up and stop being a picky eater i would start killing people

[rubysapphrald]

people with ARFID and people with very few autism safe foods and people with contamination OCD and people in ED recovery and everyone else with a complicated relationship with food that no one takes seriously GET BEHIND ME!!!!!!!

[ewaneneollav]

i love people so much that im trying to be one myself. its a bit crazy, i know…

[the-muppet-joker]

Have you ever considered seam ripper play?

EXCELLENT SUGGESTION. You are promoted to Head Puppet Erotica Advisor effective immediately. Guards! Show this anon to their new chambers and feed them some grapes with your bare hands. Seam Ripper Play! Oh ho ho *I laugh heartily and shake my goblet of wine*

[um-jammer-tranny]

age regressing but i don't end up a cute kid like you wanted im just a stupid scummy stoner teenager who's so unfuckably smug and self centered you fantasize about crating and ditching me off the closest freeway

[soup-mother]

People are always talking about Tumblr's aging userbase, but I'm pretty sure it's the opposite. Just the other week one of my mutuals was 23, and today she's 6 years old!

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

well, well. you thought it would be fun having an icecreamgirl gf. you thought it would be cool that she's plural and has three flavors. now she's trying to conquer europe, and you come crying to me

[solastrovethefabulouskilljoy]

the punchline on this absolutely fucking killed me

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

...are you a french infantryman invading russia?

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

Was this about that bitch from rwby

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

this is about napoleon

[catgirl-bartender]

dynamite?

[hyenapup-aphros]

[FAILED] Too dangerous, sorry. Blow yourself up, blow your neighbor up, blow the whole town up.

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

wait.

NAPOLEON BLOWNAPART

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

[the-muppet-joker]

muppet joker is it okay to be mildly parasocial about you

Frankly I don't know how it's Only Mildly, I know each of you by name my little mupplings and we are bestest friends forever okay ❤️ yay

[userfish]

hey you 🫵 have you washed your water bottle lately? 🫵 it’s getting hot and mold is going to grow 🫵 wash it 🫵

[dying-doe]

but it's MY mould and it tastes yummy and whispers terrible things in my ear

[urie]

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household