Creamdyke

Horny t-Girl | 20s DNI if ur a: minor, terf, misogynist or misandrist

[i-am-a-lazy-mess]

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[noknowshame]

my favorite thing about the mystery genre is that we all accept the concept of "world famous detective" without hesitation even though that is absolutely not a real category of celebrity

[starrfemme]

please walk around with your hand on my waist or the small of my back or my ass or the back of my neck or literally anywhere

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

If a trans girl tells you that she wants to start dressing more femme and your response is "but you're conforming to gender stereotypes" then she is entitled to punch you in the face as hard as she wants

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

Also, if a trans girl says she wants to go on hormones and your response is "but you're still valid if you don't get hrt" then she is also entitled to punch your face as hard as she wants

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

reblog this version you fucking cowards

[alfiebarks]

Hey thanks for liking all of the posts on my blog!

Are you perhaps masturbating

[mousegirlheart]

[pisshandkerchief]

"I'm sweating like a pig": scientifically innacurate (pigs don't sweat), mean (kind of implies you think pigs are gross :( not cool dawg)

"I'm sweating like a motherfucker: realistic. you probably would sweat if you fucked someone's mother. implies you've got game

[dykecreamoncake]

Progesterone? *puts the capsule in her butt* more like ProgesterGONE! hehehehehhehehehehehehehe

[tankie-transfeminist]

Girls should be able to sleep forever and never work on anything for their rest of their lives.

[nicebian]

🩷🩷🩷 my mouth was made for loving and worshipping trans women's assholes! my tongue was made for loving and worshipping trans women's assholes! 🩷🩷🩷

i want it to be understood implicitly that if a trans woman is speaking to me, in any setting, she's allowed to present her ass to me and expect me to put my mouth to good use right away. to be allowed to smell it and kiss it and make out with it intensely... it's the greatest honor i can think of.

every trans girl's asshole is perfect. smooth or hairy, small or with a large rim, pink or dark, tight and wrinkly or puffy and soft, sweaty and musky or fresh out the shower, untouched or right after getting fucked... i just want to show my love and devotion, i want to sink into utter bliss as i listen for those beautiful sounds of pleasure. i want to kiss your asshole passionately. i want to lick it and suck on it. i want to relax you until i can slide my tongue deep inside to lick your walls and see if i can reach your sweet spot.

i want my face to be treated like the best seat for trans women that it is. i want every trans woman to know she can just shove my face between her ass cheeks. any transfem friend group could have me as their asslicker, one they don't have to speak to or acknowledge, just letting me worship their assholes.

please, please let me eat you out, let me worship your asshole... your hole, your asspussy, your cunt, your sweet kissable donut, your lovely star. smother me with your ass. use my mouth for whatever feels good to you. keep me around as your asshole's devoted lover. i'll thank you with tears in my eyes for the mere chance to sniff it, kiss it, adore it.

🩷🩷🩷 my mouth was made for loving and worshipping trans women's assholes! my tongue was made for loving and worshipping trans women's assholes! 🩷🩷🩷

[canine-despair]

how am I supposed to attend college and do well in my classes if this is me :(

[lesbiansextoy]

actually started rubbing it to my own blog before realising

[jibi-do]

[melancholymommy]

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oh, you always looked so cute like this, face down, ass up, gripping the sheets as my cock rubs you in the sweetest places. “how does that feel sweet girl? does mommy need to go slower?” slapping your ass as i violate your dripping cunt. “mommmy mmmmggh please, a little slower, m-my pussy feels too full.” trying to move your hips away as my pace grows feral. another round of slaps hit your ass, you moaning loudly as they continue. “awww, my poor baby needs me to slow down? but what about what this sweet pussy wants? you’re dripping all over me like a fucking whore…you can take it baby, just a little more for mommy, come on spread your ass for me, baby” huffing out quiet, whiny moans as you take your hands and spread yourself just the way mommy needs.

[blasphfemmeous]

i love being a yearner and a freak. like yes my heart aches and wants, but so does my cunt

[joeyridersvoid]

This sounds like a shitpost but people should be allowed to be horny. As in, sexuality is just part of life for most people and there’s no reason for consensual sexual behavior to be punished. A celebrity getting “caught” at a sex club shouldn’t be a scandal. No one should be fired for having a fetlife profile outside of work. Nudes getting leaked shouldn’t be career-ending. Denying and hiding (consensual) sexual interests doesn’t make anyone more professional, it just makes everyone more repressed. And sterilizing ourselves to be better work drones isn’t productive, it’s just creepy. I’d rather my surgeon get absolutely railed on camera and come to work in a good mood, frankly.

[joeyridersvoid]

the amount of ace, aroace, + sex-repulsed ppl leaving support on this post is rly heartwarming

[rimonoroni]

also this goes without saying but is also true of ppl who do sex work for used to do sex work. an accountant’s boss finding out that they used to do sex work shouldn’t be a career ender. a restaurant worker shouldn’t be fired bc they have an OnlyFans.