[gaydramedy]

for those who don't understand the significance of ben affleck watching succession and being a kenstewy

[ursulaklesbian]

iwtv is so fun because it's not really about vampires who happen to be gay. it's about gay ppl with personality disorders who also happen to be vampires

[maxknightley]

everyone more pretentious than me is an insufferable poseur and everyone less pretentious than me is a clueless philistine

[maxknightley]

romantic and sexual partner.

[godlessondheimite]

tom and greg see themselves as hannibal and will. hannibal and will see themselves as lestat and louis. lestat and louis see themselves as run tum tugger and mr mistofelees

[molotovgrifter]

sorry i said gay when you and your buddy had a massive falling out and tried to kill each other. it just kinda looked like that.

[bucketofcrows]

first base is ripping each other's throats out second base is fucking and then pretending it didn't happen after it's over. third base is falling unconscious from blood loss in the other's arms

[bucketofcrows]

fourth base is talking about your feelings

[marquisdesadie]

wait did marquis de sade do something problematic

[nettlepit]

pissing each other off as foreplay

[fantasiees]

“You never reply to messages” I am just one person okay I am understaffed

[yourdumbdevil]

[ispyspookymansion]

“weird and unhealthy relationship that cant be categorized neatly as sexual or romantic or platonic but has a defining air of devotion and obsession to it” wins sound of the summer for the 13th year in a row

[cryptotheism]

Well behaved eunuchs seldom make history

[loveridden1999]

life is beautiful and everything will be okay in the end anyways

[necrophagesaint]

watching twin peaks for the first time and kyle maclachlan is just sooooo cute he looks like a porcelain wedding cake topper who wished to be a real man

[samimarkart]

silly thing for Valentine’s Day!

[booksandothersecrets]

The pool scene in Gideon the Ninth perfectly encapsulates when gay sex doesn’t happen but something even more gay sex than gay sex does

[homeboygirl]

"it was in 2020" oh so like a year or so ago. a couple years. im sorry 5? did you just say five? five years ago ?

[lesb0]

historically I am a loud vocal booktok hater but I have to say it's remarkable that the girlies are responsible for reviving reading in a majority illiterate generation and thus supported the comeback of local bookstores which also allows women to self publish their terrible fanfiction novels for steady income, making books into a women dominated field. and even though they are all just masturbating to imaginary abuser boyfriends it's so much better than actually dating them.