im a dyke who loves hanzo

al/23/scorpio/lesbian

[flowerthatmeansass]

[murderofsomeone]

the first thing you'll learn about me is that I'm a funny guy

[murderofsomeone]

the second thing you'll learn about me is that I'm always in some kind of nightmarish torture hell dimension

[maykitz]

mr president sir i have to inform you with my sincerest regret that the special agent we sent to retrieve your daughter was killed in action. she has been confirmed dead. yeah we- yeah we should have seen it coming that the crotchless anubis leather harness would leave him vulnerable to, vulnerable to being grabbed ahold of by a sloppy critter, yes. horrific oversight. i'm so sorry sir

[huffylemon]

[katelyn-danger]

[sicklylittleguy]

[furryprovocateur]

[noellellelle]

you dont see brave writing like this in tv shows anymore

[digital-morganism-deactivated20]

she was so real for this

[ublock-origin]

[lelouch]

[xignis]

i bet none of you were ready to see this image in HD

[notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat]

[jibunbosh]

tumblr staff says that if we don't buy $17,000 in crabs by 10 p.m. the whole website is going to be shut down by hotel management and all the guests are going to have to go home

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[snoopingasusualisee]

[snoopingasusualisee]

[ilikeit-art]

Artificial intelligence makes accurate sheep counting.

[halfgayfullgayconsequences]

[guooey]

on it boss

[chronogyne]

🔍 best dps build nintendogs 🔍 top 10 best early game weapons in nintendogs+cats for the 3ds 🔍 how to unlock best nintendog video 🔍 nintendogs secret ending explained

[utopians]

intense mosh pit going on at the punk concert and I'm standing in the center dancing like a peanuts character completely untouched as the crowd rages around me

[ctommy]

you didnt put a nametag on your boyfriend and he despawned. sorry.