[avatarmerida]

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

[amusementforme]

[lizziesupremacy]

THE LAST DAY GUYS

[darkmuse112-og]

Every April 30th, like clockwork.

At least I know that the people of tumblr will never let me down.

[stephrc79]

I know at least I’M scheduling this every year…

[stilesinatrenchcoat]

[clouds]

if you enter your url on this website it’ll show you if you have content that tumblr could potentially delete your blog for

[cursedimages]

[lemonlavander]

[malcolmcooks]

revolving ocelot

revolving ocelot

[juggalokomaeda]

Visit Original Link

i put “All I Want for Christmas is You” through a MIDI converter, and then back through an mp3 converter

the result is this garbage

[red3blog]

I’m driving myself up the wall because I swear I can hear the vocal line but I don’t know how that could be if it was truly converted to MIDI. Unless you can replicate speech sounds entirely with modulated MIDI notes, in which case I’m actually impressed with this tire fire of an MP3.

[staff]

[exeggcute]

the holiday season is almost upon us and I’d like to bring back this absolute fucking monstrosity of an audio file

[luchadoreofliberty]

Can’t cum until the McRib is back.

[cool-town]

Tumblr app sent me a notification saying “luchadoreofliberty is a genius” and linked to this

[mypaperbook]

[mockwa]

Beethoven — Fur Chiken

[sevensables]

#this is the first time for me where i can DEFINITELY identify my last 2 brain cells in a tumblr post (via legionofpotatoes)

[fakeseinfeldplots]

S13E06 - The Mystery Pig

[princesstradiol]

I can’t fucking breathe this is one of my favorite god damn tumblrs

[nuditea]

[weavemama]

I am thankful for the Native Americans who continue fight for their rights and their land and refuse to abide by the societal expectations of pretending nothing terrible happened to their ancestors on this holiday

[anxietyproblem]

[logarto]

[putmeunderyourspell-deactivated]

You’re kidding, right? “Horny people are not protected under the constitution”.

1. How in fuck’s name do you think you’re existing right now, killing people’s brain cells with every unsensible post you make?

2. From what i’m understanding, Abraham Lincoln, a mostly honorable president, had no rights? People who use their power for good, and have blood children, are straight up shit? You need to rethink your life there, buddy boy.

[logarto]

mate,

[ajani]

Abraham Lincoln, the most notoriously horny president

[sublimesuggestions]

your lips ft. my neck