dynamp

Charlie, any pronouns, 19 :)

[stupidestasshole]

we are the beetles we make the songs. my name is ringo and my name is john.

[achillesinhighheels]

choosing to ignore my weirdly symbolic dream because i have a lot going on rn already

[dynamp]

Sophomore year of high school, right before the world shut down for covid I had the most vivid dream i’ve ever had. like. to the point where at times i was awake/felt awake. and the only thing that happened was vivid colors and a hand holding itself out and the feeling was only like. the hand wants you to shake it. and i was 14 so i did. anyway i’m certain i made a pact with something but idk i can’t think about it im busy

[mariacallous]

[grecoromanyaoi]

I think about "seinfeld is a better arthurian adaptation than bbc's merlin bc it has a woman named elaine" every single day of my life. @ whoever commented that can we kiss.

[grecoromanyaoi]

JERRY: I dont know about this green knight fella. I mean, almost chopping a knight's head off? what kind of sick man does that.

ELAINE: it was part of a GAME, Jerry! Sir Gawain willingly stepped up to it. 100% fair play.

GEORGE: yeah, and Gawain didn't even have to chop off the guy's head. He could've cut off his pinky or something.

ELAINE: oh, like you wouldn't have cut his head off.

GEORGE: *chuckles* Beheaded. Oh, I can only wish to get beheaded. The Lord would never grant me a death so honorable.

JERRY: yeah, you're more of a 'run over by an oxen cart' kind of guy

*ELAINE and GEORGE nod in agreement*

*KRAMER bursts in, wearing a full suit of armor*

KRAMER: I'm gonna do it. I'm going to find the holy grail.

[junk-thunder]

me: ok ok sorry, i promise i'll stop coming up with weird euphemisms for hitting the weed pen

me 5 minutes later: yall mind if i go ruin christmas?

[fartnoise2002]

[lymphonodge]

scrappy doo has been found dead in miami

[snootgaze-deactivated20170620]

is he okay

[lymphonodge]

hes alright but he died

[jame7t]

gun to your head, you HAVE to make an R-rated scooby doo movie. What do you do

[thyrell]

completely normal silly movie but shaggy hits a bong in every scene

[thyrell]

its a different bong each time BTW

[kushblazer666]

[cdplayer]

"sound of the summer is this song" WRONG. its cicadas

[cdplayer]

for the 40th to 200th million summer in a row

[fairycosmos]

a fun fact about me is that i am doomed cursed AND hexed

[cosmovain]

this is one of my favorite memes Ever anytime i ask a question that doesnt get a response i think abt #starving

[imonaskypecallmom]

yet another grian

[skeletonthecreator]

🏷️ ~ how many nicknames do you go by?

🤍 ~ who's your favorite mutual?

🍭 ~ what's your favorite candy?

💤 ~ what time do you go to bed?

makes big eyes at you

hiiii bigs my eyes at you .

🏷️ ~ how many nicknames do you go by?

technically the name we go by most times irl is a nickname, cj! our friends also call us squeej sometimes but i think thats really it lol (shoutout big nerds)

🤍 ~ who's your favorite mutual?

@dynamp does not use this website ever but they are always my favorite <3

🍭 ~ what's your favorite candy?

twix sweep. mini starbursts are also up there

💤 ~ what time do you go to bed?

if i dont get my 12 hours i will be miserable... i love to hit the early 10pm bedtime. usually midnight at the latest unless i am Out And About

[dynamp]

doing my quarterly tumblr check in and i literally love you more your my favorite too ❤️❤️❤️

[colfy-in-a-jet]

[0-bloom]

🐢 hi

[transgenderization]

trick me once shame on you. shame on you. shame on you shame on you i hate you. i ltierally trusted you.

[sacred-portal]