Actual test: Identify which of the following is a stop sign
Practice test: Four cars at a four way unmonitored intersection and youre the only one turning right. The car across from you is hydroplaning, and the driver of the car to your left exits the vehicle and pulls out a gun
salt & vinegar chips are snacks for fucking masochists. literally the entire flavour of the goddamn chip is âacetic acid, which will hurt your tongue, and then just salt on top of that to hurt it worseâ. itâs brutal. this chip is designed to hurt you
from the studio that brought you âi swear i already revised this chapterâ, may i present: âis this scene actually dull or have i read it eleven billion timesâ
The sequel: âIs this not funny or am I just unable to laugh at my own jokesâ and its thrilling companion âWould people find this funny or is my sense of humor just fuckedâ
Hey! I've noticed you've made some awesome Halloween merch, is it possible that you could also make some LGBT related designs? Haven't seen many before
Hey amigo, I made some sketches
Vampire mouth with LGBT flag
Vampire with LGBT colored sunglasses
Ghouls, all representing a different flag
LGBT colored fist holding a knife with dripping blood
Witch please, Iâm bihexual
A witch flying on a broom leaving a trail of colored smokeÂ
Some of you might know the police stole my car (without a search warrant) near the end of May. This was a couple days before they broke into my partner and I's apartment using pepper balls, a couple of beanbag shotguns, MULTIPLE police cars, and an armored personnel carrier with an officer mounted in the gunner seat.
[Image ID]: Two GIFs. The first shows three police officers forcing me to back up in the hall of my home. One is holding a shield, another is behind him with a bright orange shot gun. The officer on the left is (young?) bald white man flickering his eyes between me and the ground, nametag says E. Kingery.
The second GIF is taken from the floor, when I was handcuffed and my phone was forced out of my hand. The man with the orange shotgun points his finger to the camera, realizing it is still recording. The two officers from the first GIF are standing aside. [End image ID]
[Image ID]: Two photos from my balcony. I sweeped the pepper ball shards into my mop bucket. There was still chemical powder covering the floor up to my door, which makes us cough a LOT. [End image ID]
[Image ID]: Officer Kingery is holding a shotgun with six shells, pointed towards the floor. My partner's dog is coming up towards him (she was fine). [End image ID]
At first they charged my girlfriend with a misdemeanor, then moved her case to mental health court (WHICH NO ONE KNEW ANYTHING ABOUT) all with our car in the cops' garage. A few days ago, we got a letter saying that as of Aug 19th the state of Washington is charging each of us with five counts of malicious mischief (which is a felony for property damage, basically). This is all happening whilst we're organizing a rent strike, dealing with a separate case (don't get me started on how confusing this legal stuff is), getting our medications in order, dealing with empty eviction threats from our landlord, setting up community aid, removing fascist propaganda from our town, and whatever other organizing effort we can spare (which is never enough). Because of our new charges, our wonderful, experienced, and life-saving lawyer needs to be compensated for his hard work. Unfortunately, that will cost us $5,000 each, for a grand total of $10,000 just for our basic legal fees.
Thankfully, wonderful friends and comrades have organized a gofundme to help pay for the costs. There's so much happening right now, and everyone is in dire need. That being said, if you can donate even a small amount towards our legal fees we can continue to do activism and NOT END UP IN A COVID INFESTED PRISON!
On May 31, police broke into political organizer Nadelyn's home in Belling⊠Savannah Hawley needs your support for Help Human Rights Activis
TL;DR Irresponsible police officers give us felony charges after jacking our car. Lawyers are expensive and we need to pay ours, $10k. We're disabled trans white working class women.
But what ifâŠ. Luke goes âI appreciate that youâre trying to take my mind off things by coming up with ridiculous stuff to try and get a laugh out of me, but itâs Not Working.â
Obi-wan: âbut itâs true!â
Luke: âUh huh. Whatâs next, telling me that Iâm the hologram ladyâs long-lost twin?â
Obi-wan: âYes!â
And from this point onward Luke thinks that this is Obi-wanâs attempt at a long-running gag. Obi-wan grows increasingly desperate to convince Luke that heâs telling the truth, darnit. Luke thinks heâs growing increasingly desperate to be funny.
Darth Vader mcfreakin loses it when Lukeâs first words upon seeing him are a sarcastic âOh hi, dadâ with enough sass to choke Jabba the Hut.
Vader: âhow did you know.â
Luke turns to Obi-wan and splutters.
Luke: âHow?? How did you get Darth Vader to play along with your stupid joke????â
I told myself⊠âYouâll wait until itâs canon, cause itâll be worth it if it happens!â
It was something like 50 episodes agoâŠ
I canât wait anymore dammit! Iâm too weak!
And of course the other idiots would react!
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