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indie gunter from fire emblem fates / if
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somewhere in an alternate universe i give a shit
Inspired by this
Which is based off this~
Proud fish. @kingfloofybuns
Valentineâs Day Starters:
âThanks for the [flowers/chocolate], but Iâm allergic.â
âWell, at least it was romantic up until I spilled the champagne on you.â
âHey, come design custom, dysfunctional candy hearts with me.â
âSo youâre my blind date?â
âHey, I need your help. I bought you the biggest teddy bear they had in the store, and now I canât carry it by myself.â
âRoses are red violets are blue, I canât write poems for shit but I still love you.â
âWho are the flowers for?â
âI bet I know worse pick up lines than you do.â
âItâs technically for Valentineâs Day, but itâs also a âthanks for putting up with my stupid ass all this timeâ gift.â
âI got you flowers.â
âI thought youâd look cute/handsome in this.â
âPlease donât be sad, I bought you three bags of candy.â
âI tried to make chocolate covered strawberries for you, but now Iâm confused and you have to help me.â Â
âI know Valentineâs Day is supposed to be for couples only, but I wanted you to have this anyway.â
âDid you know thereâs a âWhy I Must Have Sex With Youâ Checklist? Also, did you know I bought it?â
âWhy is Valentineâs Day the one day of the year we call stalkers âsecret admirersâ?â
âIâd kiss you, but my breath smells like the fish I had at dinner.â
âI love you, but your [mom/dad] scares the crap out of me.â
âOkay, I made you a heart-shaped cake, but it coincidentally broke in half, so please donât read too far into that.â
âPlease just pretend to be my boyfriend/girlfriend so the creepy person leaves me alone.â
âThanks for the gift, but Iâm pretty sure this is the half-eaten chocolate bar I left in the fridge.â
âOh my god, you just gave me the first Valentine Iâve ever received.â
âI got you a new perfume/cologne for Valentineâs Day because I canât stand that one you wear now.â
âI bought handcuffs because I thought itâd be sexy, but now I canât get out of them.â
âOn a scale of one to pathetic, what does sending myself chocolates at work so my colleagues think someone likes me fall under?â
âIâll be in my bedroom pretending that I donât exist and that I donât know what day today is.â
âEven though Iâm not going anywhere because Iâm alone, at least I look really good.â
âBefore you try anything, I have my period today, so youâll be getting nothing.â
âToday someone threw a candy heart at my head that said, âyou piss me the fuck offâ.â
âYouâre so out of my league. Good for me.â
âHey! Just because itâs Valentineâs Day, donât think that gives you permission to put your ice cold feet on me.â
âOh my god, how did you know I wanted this?â
"So, please... STOP doing this..."
âAnd who the hell do you think you are that you can tell me what to do, child?
Iâve killed people for less, and your whimpering is only going to get you killed slower.Â
Youâre not welcome here--- goodbye.â
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