Emily

♉️

[intelligentchristianlady]

This is not a “representative” government.

Confirm your registration or register to vote here.

[ryanthedemiguy]

Seriously, double and triple check that you’re registered. Lots of people have been getting booted off voter registries.

[galway-bae]

The Great Gatsby

“just a coupla dudes bein guys”

“just a coupla guys bein dudes”

“just a coupla dudes bein gay”

“show me your dick old sport”

[maggieandbeth]

“nick and gatsby were in love and would have been together if the heteronormative ideology of the time hadn’t prevented it from being explicitly stated in the narrative” i say into the mic.

the crowd boos loudly. i begin to walk off in shame and sadness, when a voice speaks and demands silence from the room.

“she’s right,” they say. i look for the owner of the voice. there in the 5th row he stands: f. scott fitzgerald himself

[housecatincarnate]

[musicalmelody22]

Fun Story: My director kept telling me and my tenor sax buddy to play softer. No matter what we did, it wasn’t soft enough for him. So getting frustrated, I told my buddy “Dont play this time. Just fake it” 

Our Band Director then informed us we sounded perfect. 

[fororchestra]

To my readers: “p” means quiet, “pp” means really quiet. I’ve never seen “pppp” before haha.

On the contrast, “f” means loud, and “ffff” probably means so loud you go unconscious.

[corruptbucky]

I had ffff in a piece once and my conductor told me to play as loudly as physically possible without falling off my chair…

[justtkeepcalmm-deactivated20250]

Me and my trombone buddies had “ffff” and he sat next to me and played so hard that he fell out of his chair.

The lengths we go for music.

[lady-gorthaur]

Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and the amount of air you have to move and the stiffness of the reed means it only has two settings and that is loud and louder, with an optional LOUDEST that includes a 50% probability of HORRIBLE CROAKING NOISE which is the bass equivalent of the ubiquitous clarinet shriek.

[elsajeni]

One day, when I was in concert band in high school, we got a new piece handed out for the first time, and there was a strange little commotion back in the tuba section — whispering, and pointing at something in the music, and swatting at each other’s hands all shhh don’t call attention to it. And although they did attract the attention of basically everyone else in the band, they managed to avoid being noticed by the band director, who gave us a few minutes to look over our parts and then said, “All right, let’s run through it up to section A.”

And here we are, cheerfully playing along, sounding reasonably competent — but everyone, when they have the attention to spare, is keeping an eye on the tuba players. They don’t come in for the first eight measures or so, and then when they do come in, what we see is:

[stifled giggling]

[reeeeeeally deep breath]

[COLOSSAL FOGHORN NOISE]

The entire band stops dead, in the cacophonous kind of way that a band stops when it hasn’t actually been cued to stop. The band director doesn’t even say anything, just looks straight back at the tubas and makes a helpless sort of why gesture.

In unison, the tuba players defend themselves: “THERE WERE FOUR F’S.”

FFFF is not really a rational dynamic marking for any instrument, but for the love of all that is holy why would you put it in a tuba part.

[minguskingus]

This is the best band post 

Everyone else go home

[oxboold-deactivated20180729]

Oh man, so I play trombone, and we got this piece called Florentiner Marsch by Julius Fucik, and we saw this

which is 8 fortes. We were shocked until,

that is 24 fortes who the fuck does that

[prokopetz]

Who does that?

This guy. Take a good look - that is the moustache of a man with nothing to lose.

[wingedcorgi]

he had it in him all along.

[gimmekurtisconner]

parenting an angsty teen

[kayonennka]

SHE PRANKED HER BOYFRIEND AND MADE HIM THINK SHE BROKE HIS CAMERA AND HIS REACTION IS THE SWEETEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN OH MY GOSH MY HEART IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE

source their youtube channel 

[blackmodel]

O M G

[capacity]

Can’t believe love is real

[lacuna-5]

im sobbing

the epitome of love

[wrenchswango]

im a little bit drunk right now but i’m laughing my ass off because wallace is literally the most sexless being ever brought into creation look at him

on a fuck scale of 0 to 10 he is easily a -30. he is nothing. he is a man in a sweater vest who eats cheese. he’s like a mormon fantasy.

[pyronoid-d-deactivated20181217]

What did Wallace ever do to hurt you this badly he’s just tryna make the world a better place with his inventions and you come for him like this

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

[collegiate-confession]

[plumgall]

The sexiest thing in the world is being able to tell someone “it hurts and upsets me when you do this” and instead of them becoming angry and defensive and violent they say “I am sorry I do not want to hurt you let’s figure out a way to resolve this” 😩😩😩😩😩😩 When they meet the bare minimum requirements of emotional maturity 😍💦💦I’m so wet

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

the entire month of august is like the sunday evening of the year where you think you have your shit together but at 11pm you realize theres school tomorrow & your shit is completely not together 

[notkatniss]

please watch this and know i would die for them if they asked

[tan-man88]

“We’re gay”

[broccococcoli]

finally relatable dipictions of gay people: reasoning something you do simply by virtue of being gay.

[fleetwoodsushi]

[plink plink] IM HAVIN YO BABEH

[just-shower-thoughts]

Not to spoil the eclipse for everyone tomorrow but Bella chooses Edward

[mc-hot]

Put this video on my grave

[shinjukugewalt]

Omg

[vincentvanleggo-deactivated2018]

It’s back

[evricuh]

😭

[straightgirls]

this doesn’t fit my blog at all but i had to post it here because this story is legit the wildest thing i’ve seen this month and everyone needs to see it. unmute this I PROMISE YOU WON’T REGRET IT

[girlschasinggirls]

omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[phallicdebauchery]

@dundermifflinscranton

[fdjsilnfdlsbfhlsdbfhksljdfbhjsd]

what do you call a person who has poor hearing?

[puto1-blog]

what???

[fdjsilnfdlsbfhlsdbfhksljdfbhjsd]

I SAID WHAT DO YOU CALL A PERSON WHO HAS POOR HEARING