[ugly]

Me: this Starbucks drink is nasty

Me: *remembers I paid $6 for it*

Me: My… I’ve never tasted such an exquisite creation…..

[worm-ghoul]

[babybearx3]

feast

[griffys]

What's wrong with grandpa??

he lied in bed for thirty years or whatever the fuck. while his daughter struggled to put food on the table. but then!!!! ohhh then! charlie gets a golden ticket and all the sudden that jackalope is hopping around the shack like he’s fuckin simone biles. i hate him i hate that free loader i hope he busts a hip and falls into the chocolate river

[deepspacepirate]

One of my favorite tropes is post apocalyptic towns being named after dilapidated signs with missing letters, like Novac (no vacancy) and Eaden (dead end). There’s something inexplicable about it

[hoothoot-remaking-lol]

[manticoreimaginary]

New Zealand’s new water safety mascot is amazing and his instagram is a gift

[spybrarian]

OKAY I just noticed the thing @manticoreimaginary FORGOT TO MENTION is that his name is the Swim Reaper.

[bitchycode]

I’m Janet

[just-shower-thoughts]

Being an adult is having the “we have food at home” talk with yourself.

[lion-prince-deactivated20160427]

me: *has no money* when i get money i’ll definitely buy that

me: *gets money* okay but do i really want that??

[yourangelonline]

[riviere-libre]

This still fucking cracks me up

[lostboy-life]

hi im a cashew white guy and I’m gonna say a slur to be funny because fuck political correctness

[lostboy-life]

i just realized that autocorrect changed cishet to cashew I’m going to bed

[heterokatedison]

why did I not question “cashew” as a type of white guy tho

[theguineapig3]

I put the pancake bed on the cage loft for my piggies in an attempt to get them to exercise more- or at least go up and down more often. My fat girl Hazel took the bait. She’ll make the extra climb if it means achieving Maximum Coze™.

[mysharona1987]

[ruffolive]

For your consideration,

[jonsnowboard]

Damn nature you scary

[jumpingjacktrash]

nighttime adventures of forest friends

[lizardlicks]

Deer are such ginormous idiots.

[soup-erb]

this post can only be reblogged if

you agree its kinda fucked up how a goblet is a cup and not a tiny goblin 

[guineapiggies]

Fleur Walton - Our wild guinea pig

[solsticestudy]

me: wants to be multilingual, a musical prodigy, an artist, an author, a poet, an honour student, working in a well-paying job, successful and happy

me: sits on my couch eating three(3) party-sized bags of salt and vinegar potato chips and watching thirty-one(31) episodes of my favourite tv show in one sitting