if you’re not ending your emails with “kill me! your slave and enemy,” then what are you doing with your life
Don’t hide that in the tags @thevastness
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if you’re not ending your emails with “kill me! your slave and enemy,” then what are you doing with your life
Don’t hide that in the tags @thevastness
I will never stop appreciating how ride or die Wylan is. this man allowed his ribs to be broken so he could embarrass his father. he doesn't necessarily like killing, but he's willing to for the mission. he's willing to do whatever it takes when Inej is kidnapped. and let's not forget how he risked permanently changing his appearance to look like someone else. he didn't know if he'd be able to change back. he didn't even tell Jesper, the man he had a huge crush on, because it might have affected the mission. once he commits to something, he'll pour everything he has into it.
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Op is denying us the fucking golden replies to this tweet omg
When i had breast reduction surgery, i got into the OR and got put on this table that looked like a flat crucifix (arms out so they could get to the girls), and i said ‘god, don’t nail me down’
they put the mask on my face and the nurse said ‘no jesus treatment today’
and the last thing i said to her was ‘jesus with some big ass titties’ and then passed out.
Post complete. We can all go home now
Op is denying us the fucking golden replies to this tweet omg
When i had breast reduction surgery, i got into the OR and got put on this table that looked like a flat crucifix (arms out so they could get to the girls), and i said ‘god, don’t nail me down’
they put the mask on my face and the nurse said ‘no jesus treatment today’
and the last thing i said to her was ‘jesus with some big ass titties’ and then passed out.
Post complete. We can all go home now
Currently reading defend the dawn and like the dual pov just hits different because a) Corrick is trying SO HARD and he's in such a tough situation and always has been and he just loves Tessa and doesn't know how to have her and b) Tessa is absolutely right to flirt with the hot ship captain 🤷♀️
That moment when a character has just been through hell and they crack a joke to lighten the mood but their laughter turns into sobbing
crack fic covering the entirety of holster and jack's brief situationship called "5 times holster almost outed jack and 1 time jack outed holster"
#not like maliciously holster just has zero cooth #trying to brag abt hooking up to rans who doesn't believe him bc no name and holster just barely holds himself back from telling him #getting weirdly jealous and drunk hearing about parse showing up to epikegster the previous year and almost tells someone but he passes out #complaining to shitty abt all the mixed signals bc he assumes shitty knows (shitty knows nothig and has no idea what is being talked about) #finally after they end it holster announces he hooked up w esther shapiro at team breakfast to make jack jealous #jack says in front of everyone 'huh. so you're bi.' and goes back to his cornflakes or w/e
*Parallels*
year 1: The Boys // Goodbye for the Summer
year 2: Moved-in // Goodbye for the Summer - Part 1
year 3: WAG // Cup V - Post
inspired by @the-katfish (x)
bitty being an influencer and a very big bruins fan in public and jack, pushed by tater to *finally* slide into bitty’s dms just writes ‘yeah sorry I beat your team tonight’.
on a sunny day the frogs' senior year
nursey: so we all had a crush on bitty right
chowder: little bit yea
dex: had?
had a dream i found a tape labelled “sex tape” and when i played it in a vcr it was just two fully clothed guys beating the shit out of each other with metal bats
something tells me the tags on this one are gonna be good
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To be fair, it’s better than the old trend of “the back is just reviews saying how much they love it”.
alright. favorite book u read in 2022 AND…if ur feeling spicy…LEAST favorite book u read in 2022. let’s go.
Andrew took his crush to Thanksgiving dinner at his homophobic relatives house, and that was the most iconic gay move ever
reviews that make me want to pick the book up immediately skjsdjdjd
Bea we need names!!!!!