The Fantabulous Blog of the Ear-hat Wearing Otter

Hellooo! I'm Emma and this is my mess. It includes Tolkien, Endeavour, John Finnemore, Marvel, Sherlock, Harry Potter, Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell, some stuff from the 1800s (mainly boats though I can't explain why), and a load of other stuff I can't be bothered to list. Btw, take a look at my art and other creations!

[sarahseeandersen]

[pastadoughie]

[pilot-star]

Some kneading techniques that I have observed

[gallusrostromegalus]

Mochi, claws out, DIRECTLY into my tender flesh: The Acupuncturist

[catilinas]

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Edge of Darkness by Ben J

This artist on Instagram

[huffylemon]

[plaguedocboi]

We need to go back to using sailing ships full time like immediately. Yes it would take longer to get places but the Aesthetic is unmatched

Like there is nothing sexier hthan this

[theboboshow]

Can’t wait for OP to get scurvy

[plaguedocboi]

Are you under the impression that the ships themselves are what caused scurvy

[plaguedocboi]

Once again. Do you think this is the fault of the ships themselves

[legsloveless]

[maliketh]

video call

[tamamita]

So I found out a while back that "Rest in peace" is Christian and when you pay your respects to a Jewish person who is deceased you say "May their memory be a blessing ", but what do you say when a Muslim has passed away?

We say “Inna Illahi wa inna Ilayhi raji'oon”

Which translates to “To God do we belong, and to Him do we return”

[the-haiku-bot]

Which translates to “To

God do we belong, and to

Him do we return”

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[tamamita]

[scifiseries]

I’m down.

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

the context feature is so fucking funny i hope this fucks every single advertiser ever for the rest of time

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

FINE PRINT UNDER EVERY AD BY THE END OF 2023

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

BEAT THEM UNTIL THEY ARE DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lackadaisycal-art]

Wer reitet so spät durch Nacht und Wind?

Es ist der Vater mit seinem Kind

[high-quality-tiktoks]

i love my ballerina life lmao

[hidingfrompolice]

iconic

[casgirl]

oh ive got a great one. the first fanfic i ever wrote was a super mario bros fanfic when i was nine years old. but when i opened microsoft word on the family computer there was a bunch of words already on the page, so i deleted it all in order for nothing to interrupt my super mario bros storys flow. i wrote the whole thing in a day and was very proud and saved it. two days later my dad sits me down and explains to me that hes had a lot of trouble finding a job since he got laid off, and that hes been sending his resume to dozens of employers. he asks me if i know what a resume is. i say no. he explains to me what a resume is, and then informs me that the words i deleted on the microsoft word page was his resume and hes been sending dozens of employers his nine year old daughters super mario bros fanfiction. i was never allowed on the family computer again.

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[mad-hare]

big pest

[monsieurenjlolras]

the fact that the posts are three minutes apart

[everythingfox]

Living his best life

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[whoiskasey]

[archibaldtuttle]

@inneskeeper @ink-and-teeth