Hi, My name is Hazardous Tobacconist.

Brendan, 30. I mean, what the fuck right?

[sandmandaddy69]

[pansyfemme]

close your eyes and imagine freshly roasted root vegetables perfectly seasoned and crispy as far as the eye can see

[nighttimepatrons]

Sam trying to get Frodo to take one more step

[nighttimepatrons]

Sam psychologically tormenting Gollum

[theonion]

Expressing discontentment at the total takeover of the month-long celebration, local man Drew Barrington was reportedly frustrated Tuesday that Pride had been completely co-opted by the LGBTQ community. “I’m just trying to have a nice time with my family, watch some special streaming categories, maybe enjoy a couple of rainbow-colored items from a local store, but these days Pride seems to be all about gay, trans, and queer individuals coming together to celebrate their identity,” said Barrington, confirming that the group of people pushing back against their history of oppression with a festival of self-affirmation was interfering with his plans to buy a tie-dyed “Ally” shirt from Target and enjoy a specialty Starbucks drink.

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[segamascott]

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genuine question

[mydeddyalabama]

kevin rudolf: *releases let it rock ft lil wayne*

everyone in 2008:

[thwrangis]

im pickling shit you aint even jarred yet

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

Women light up the world. That's why it's called Broad daylight.

[wintercorrybriea]

[theonion]

[stricatul]

idk how to flirt but i can cook for you

[threedollarsdotcom]

can you please sheathe your sword at the fucking dinner table

[superinframan]

[samreich]

strangely inspirational

[dropoutdottv]

i am a regular guy

[makesomenoise]

i am a regular guy

[gamechangershow]

i am a regular guy

[lake-erie]

Frog and cranberries it must be fall.

[oolongearlgrey]

Frog and cranberries it must be fall.

[lake-erie]

Frog and cranberries it must be fall.

[frogsandcranberriesitmustbefall]

Frogs and cranberries it must be fall.

[jonxxjon92]

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When a girl sits down and her thighs get bigger reblog if u agree