they're all coming in my room

they say it's so much fun

[earlbamber]

[velartis]

Franz Kafka, 1912

[combataromantic-deactivated2026]

I may be kinda mid but when you take into account that I’ve been dead for several months I really could be doing worse

[asteroidtroglodyte]

“Ugh can’t stand babies they cry so much!”

That tiny Human spirit has shat himself 4 times today if you’d shat yourself 4 times by noon you’d be in hysterics too

[asteroidtroglodyte]

He fell asleep in his bed, at home, and woke up at the goddamn grocery store with an overhead light in his face if that happened to you you’d become The Joker

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Poor guy’s only been here for like a dozen weeks he doesn’t even have a favorite show to distract him yet he’s just raw-dogging reality unfiltered with no goddamn Blorbos to rotate whatsoever

[lyricwritesprose]

Dude has, at this point, one communication signal.

Fortunately for him, it is a very important communication signal, especially given what he's going through right now. It says, "This is, in some way, unsatisfactory." Unfortunately, it's not very specific and he doesn't understand much about how to deploy it.

You have to understand, the stomach ache that he has right now is the worst stomach ache in the universe, because as far as he's concerned, the universe is maybe a month old and there's been a limited number of stomach aches in it. Or, the loneliness and anguish he felt when he couldn't see you was the most terrifying isolation in the universe, akin to being adrift in the Boötes Void, for the very same reason. He does not have guidelines to cope with these things. He has barely accumulated enough of a dataset to start evaluating things like, "Most times, when people I know go away, they will reappear eventually," or, "that particular stomach ache will go away if I eat something." He doesn't even know which particular problems can be cured and which can't. He just knows that "technique: scream like fucking banshee" does have some sort of a success rate.

And it's his only move, you think he's not gonna spam it? Get real.

[satanfemme]

I really need to eat a guy [remembers how this website gets about cannibalism] in a distinctly non-erotic manner [remembers to fight back against the stigmatization of sexuality] but my cock's rock hard for other reasons.

[swimmergirl]

Need to get [redacted]

[farmerlesbian]

i need to say this in a safe space. i hate the word hubby. it is revolting. i never want to have to see or hear that word again

[farmerlesbian]

heterosexual women, i am holding your hand while i say this. please… enough. haven’t we endured enough?

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

Do spy books count as copaganda?

we've got to try having real problems

[scrupulosity-comics]

title of this is just ‘lesbian sex’

[scrupulosity-comics]

lot of terfs have been reblogging this so I may as well publicly state that the woman on the right is modeled with permission after my transfemme friend. if you relate to it as strongly as many of you claim in the tags I urge you to reflect upon that with empathy and compassion about the depth of experiences you truly do share with trans women.

otherwise fuck off I guess. my art is not fuel for your hatred.

[rumplefuckingstiltzkin]

listen up "bro", if that even is your real name,

[freshmoviequotes]

Dog Day Afternoon (1975)

[girlnumbers]

hi can we play staring and breathing together

[metmuseum]

Polishing Stone (pulidor). before 16th century. Credit line: Bequest of Arthur M. Bullowa, 1993 https://www.metmuseum.org/art/collection/search/317034

[itmeansalot]

you gotta come to the club man drinks are $18 and were all on our phones googling dog surgery

[miamaimania]

River Berumen ◯ The council is in session

[thisautistic]

when you hear 'bts' you think of kpop

when i hear 'bts' i think of municipal transit

we are not the same

[dommingateez]

[emoiiiii6]

Mon on X: “https://t.co/F2Z6Gl6dw0" /perm