Nuh-uh

You looking through my trash?

[couldntrelate]

[psychephrenic]

[virtualgirladvance]

[daggernoballs]

[dovand]

[retrogamingblog2]

[hermitollien]

[anthropologist-on-the-loose]

The point of officially naming a pet is not to actually use that name but to have a baseline from which to come up with every conceivable nickname to call them instead.

[abysswarlock]

You bury a seed not because it looks nice in the dirt, but because the limbs that branch out will look nice in the sky

[anthropologist-on-the-loose]

Congrats on contributing to the ancient tumblr tradition of turning shitposts into profound poetry

[alicentpark]

this is so bad and ugly and cheap. i’m fascinated

[honestlyanthony]

Why does Bruce get to be ‘ugly’??? Why can’t SheHulk be ugly too??? Instead she’s a green Smurf

[merelybeing]

[lunah-goodbye]

[everythingstarstuff]

[kaedien]

boot up, Bitch

[izhunny]

That reply is unexpectedly inspirational.

[midiport]

im going to explode in the kiln

[hhjjjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhksl]

In 2006 AOL search logs got leaked and it was the funniest day in the history of the internet

[acerebral]

[internet-schvitzinq]

[maureen2musings]

My Arboreal Cathedral

catherinetruscott

[kuutamosonaatti]

Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1992) | dir. Francis Ford Coppola

[dinuguan]

[headspace-hotel]

I love how the internet has introduced us to so much cursed and burdensome knowledge that we’ve had to innovate entirely new ways to express disgust. I saw a post tagged with “this made me lose the ability to thermoregulate” the other day

[youforgivehowgodforgives]

vampire who goes kachunk like a stapler when they bite people

[statictieflings-deactivated2020]

Reblog if you would wait with him in the rain

[transmadotsuki]

He inside tho

[sexualyactivetoyotaprius]

He doesnt want to get wet

[transmadotsuki]

why is he floating, also

[sexualyactivetoyotaprius]

Maybe he has a medical condition, mind your business

[fsmbatman]

[tamaharu]

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

[ketamie]

being a gay furry is literally more normal than being a straight furry by several orders of magnitude. love though