Working Title

Nerd / Dad / Social Influenza --- Name unknowable; Pronouns are insuffient; epithets only, currently favoring "joy bringer" and "great wise one"

[branmer]

[sexygrammaticalerrors]

[queensinchains]

THE SHEEP DETECTIVES (2026) dir. Kyle Balda

[happyk44]

[ID: Gifset. A trio of sheep walk past a church. The trio is made up of Lily, a Shetland sheep, Sebastian, a black Castlemilk Moorit sheep, and Mopple, a Merino sheep. The conversation between them is as follows:

Lily, looking at the church: What is this?

Sebastian: This is the church where someone named God lives.

Lily: Who's God?

Sebastian: It's a bit confusing. God is a shepherd.

Mopple: So he could be our shepherd.

Sebastian: No, because he's also a lamb.

Lily: What?

Sebastian: And he's also invisible. And he's made of bread. And he damns things.

Lily: Dams things? Like a beaver?

Sebastian: Yes.

Lily: So God is a big, invisible lamb-beaver made of bread?

Sebastian: Yes. And they eat him on Sundays.

Mopple: Poor God. /end ID]

[theweight]

this orange was pregnant. Isn’t the world amazing

[romanticgumchewer]

imagine you are a sheep. Imagine you are the smartest sheep in the entire world and yet your understanding of the world is so small. Imagine you are the wisest sheep in the flock and you carry the memory of everyone who came before so everyone else can be happy. Imagine being a winter lamb and dying for your flock. Imagine you are a good shepherd so loved by his flock that your sheep would do anything, even defy who they are, in order to avenge you.

and then imagine you are a brett goldstein ram and you finally have a reason for bashing. Bet that felt so good.

[prguitarman]

I’m 35 now. Also here’s the original doodle

[i-wanna-be-cute]

i feel like i just walked past jesus in a hot topic

[afternoonblues]

The Sheep Detectives (2026) dir. Kyle Balda

[ngalitzine]

THE SHEEP DETECTIVES (2026) dir. Kyle Balda

[3liza]

do you live in seattle (the american city)?

yes

no

Voting ended onJul 10

please reblog to get this poll out of my bubble, i want reach

[tanukigrookey]

Everyone say Hi, Tad Cooper. One of the best dragons in all of media.

[nymphsidora]

The Glorious 25th Of May (art by me)

[greysectorpod]

Where is the individual pan pizza chess post?

You’re right, I forgot! Here is THE PROOF:

[dailyflicks]

THE BROKENWOOD MYSTERIES (2014 - PRESENT) 12.02 "Angels and Demons"

[dinovelvet]

[shitkicker-deluxe]

...Join star fleet they said...It'll be an adventure they said...

[viceisvice]

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

obviously this is AI generated slop but I keep laughing at ophelia labeled “hamlet’s brother”

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

very interested in the 523 likes in the corner supporting this groundbreaking interpretation of ophelia

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

king blyssffsttt my good friend king blyssffsttt

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

[inthefallofasparrow]

HAMLET My brother? KING BLYSSFFSTTT No, the other Ophelia

[tomfoolerytotality]

Looking back on 2020, I think it's hilarious that Wellerman of all shanties is the one that blew up online. It's not a song about life on the high seas or adventuring

It's the "Where the fuck is my delivery" song

[stevishabitat]

[phantomrose96]

Get your ducks in a row. Now get them in a circle. Get them in a Socratic seminar with that duck in the middle. Get them in a mosh pit. Get them moshing. Get them moshing.