NITSIRK

This is what I feel on the inside and what goes through my head.

[fjordfolk]

In my head, her tail makes lightsaber noises.

[geekandmisandry]

My boyfriend just woke up, mostly still asleep and told me “don’t worry, it’s getting better” in a heavy, American accent, which is unusual for an Australian man.

“Why are you American?” I asked, to which I got:

“Sorry, it’s getting better” in a stereotypical posh English accent.

“Why are you English?” I asked, amused.

“What is he normally?” He managed to ask.

“He? You’re not anyone else, you’re you.”

“Ugh, me” was the last thing he said, in a right proper Aussie accent before he fell back into proper sleep.

[neverblogidly]

Bitch just thwarted a ghost possession by judging his accents

[healingsuggestions]

So what if you’re alone right now. Embrace it. Go to coffee alone. Shop alone. Drive alone. Watch movies alone. Get to know yourself. Nothing bad can come from riding whatever wave to self improvement you’re blessed with in the moment.

[jsmlaw-deactivated20190218]

[quotemadness]

All my life, my heart has sought a thing I cannot name.

Hunter S. Thompson (via quotemadness)

[thebestoftumbling]

Scottish Twitter dump

[joosh-actual-deactivated2018092]

THE LAST ONE IS THE BEST ONE

[gentlemanbones]

I had a rude-ass dream last night. Some disembodied voice said “Hey, wanna hear a funny joke?” I’m a fan of jokes and do what voices tell me in my dreams, so I say “Yeah, sure.” Then my 8 AM alarm goes off.

Prick.

[hokuto-ju-no-ken]

Holy shit

[stagecoachjessi]

[isaacwrites]

I had been sober until I touched your bourbon skin

Evidently drunk off your melanin (via isaacwrites)

[quotemadness]

The sweetest of all sounds is that of the voice of the woman we love.

Jean de la Bruyère (via quotemadness)

[jawl-nini]

[justhurtingalot]

Isn’t it weird how you can actually feel the pain in your chest and stomach when something really hurts your feelings

[punkrockdirection-blog]

sometimes i forget im a real person

[lotrlocked]

this is such a weird thing but I understand.

[makeuphall]

IG: rosstyles

[bled]

[luxury-is-my-love]

[diamondsnglitz-deactivated20210]

❖

[halseycon]