The Awkward Turtle

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Family and Friends: “What could be better than having kids?!”

Me:

[arandomthot]

The autocorrect this guy has set up must be something else

[fakehistory]

the shape of water receives praise from both audiences and critics alike, even managing to win best picture (2017) (colourised)

[tastefullyoffensive]

Brave soul. (via laureenmarie)

[lulz-time]

[trashboat]

i go absolutely ape shit buck wild when people ask me if i want to run errands with them like Let’s Fucking Go. and my mind absolutely maxes out of dopamine when they ask if i wanna stop for coffee. and if someone took me to the park id go bonkers in funcking yonkers

[trashboat]

i got so high last night that i started ghostwriting for a golden retriever apparently

[maplefiasco]

The Last Jedi cast + adorableness

[stefani-germanotta]

Rey with Kylo’s saber in Star Wars: The Last Jedi

[akdjchcusaocicucy23232223]

do tumbleweeds actually blow around in the southwest or is that a myth…?

[lithicc]

!!! They do!!!

Tumbleweed is actually an invasive species from Siberia. What happens is when the soil gets too dry the roots come out of the ground and the plant curls up into a ball so that it can blow to a new spot. When it comes into contact with wet soil its roots will unfold and it will settle down. 

[laundryandtaxes]

That is ten times more fucked up than I thought. They plant themselves again? That’s neat. I always thought they were just dead leaves and twigs in a bunch.

[azzandra]

I like this. Tumbleweeds just fuck off when they don’t like a place, they are not like other plants who have to respect your plant rules, they are rebels.

[mtgrapbattles]

@diskothiqueer

[dogboypawjob]

My hometown would have an annual lighting of the tumbleweed tree during Christmas time

[whatheballs]

Should also be noted that there are tumbleweeds in Australia too, except…

The ones they have over there are fluffy-looking friends:

and the ones we have in the Southwest are…

…stabby boys.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[porterr-robinson]

[dablackcarib-deactivated2018121]

Drift round that bitch

[flospughsadadad-deactivated2021]

[meladoodle]

A risk I’m glad I took

[thegingeregg]

My favorite sign from the Women’s March.

[gif87a-com]

[whothebuckisfuckybruh-deactivat]

me realizing my experiences with sewing have been a lie this whole goddamn time:

[fuzipenguin]

I don’t know about human surgeons, but that’s a suture pattern I use to close skin all the time and you can see why.

[cappucino-commie]

I forgot vets existed for a moment and that comment made me wonder what Cryptid had gotten a doctorate and was performing surgery.

[hologramgrll-deactivated2017011]

[10knotes]

i can’t wait to wear this great fashion combo to school

[anotherconservator]