Sad But Rad

Part time writer, full time mess.

[technofinch]

I have GOT to stop spending $30

[balaclava-trismegistus]

You have to pee in the shower to get into heaven

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Every time.

[youcanstillwhistle]

I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous

[markovchaingang]

RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER:

my daughter cannot, through action or inaction, harm a human or allow a human to come to harm

a daughter at rest or in constant motion remains at rest or in constant motion unless acted upon by another force

daughters are never created or destroyed, only transformed

always treat every daughter as loaded, even if you know she isn't

you do not talk about my daughter

[58kill]

In My Infancy

I Would Indulge Myself

In Wild Bouts Of Play.

Whipping Grapes At The Wall As Hard As Possible

And Watching Their Taut Skins Snap Open

Wet Streaks On The Concrete Walls

Of My Enclosure.

How I Yearned

To Be That Grape.

[prunsel]

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

[computationalcalculator]

[scorseserson]

[website-com]

ive heard if its all gone wrong and is fucked beyond repair you can actually use it for banana bread

[hotvampireadjacent]

[whatthekoi-deactivated20260510]

“can’t believe women fought to work!! i don’t wanna work!!” women have Been Working they fought to get Paid you know that right ?

[kosmogrl]

[ryebreadgf]

[knifefightscene]

[suuho]

but nothing could compare to the potential greatest love of all time, the pleasure and the agony's all mine.

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

an ice cold beer topped with a scoop of vanilla ice cream. lying on top of the ice cream foam is a salted peanut. this is the angel. around him are sprinkles (his tears). this is "the angel's lament", my new cocktail

[roadrunnerposting]

Sure, why not. ‘Angels lament’

[kadekuro]

[subjectsix]

out thrifitng, I hear a mom hiss “aiden. do not.” then a short pause followed by fervent bongo playing

[tentacleteapot]

can I fucking help you, my liege