Hail

I like dogs and plants

[lurkdusoleil]

I am done with anti-medicine nuts who are like “God gave us all we need in nature” yup he sure did. wtf do you think scientists use to make their medicines? where do you think they got all those chemicals. they didn’t summon them from the void. we haven’t outsourced to alien planets. everything came from this earth. we just tweaked them into something more effective. taking a long walk in the woods and chewing on plants never made me feel less like dying but taking prozac sure fucking did.

[orriculum]

when people are like “medicine has all those NASTY CHEMICALS” it makes me genuinely concerned that they dont know herbalism is literally those same ‘nasty’ chemicals, just less precise/concentrated/helpful

[livedinthecastle]

hello and welcome to “is this word tumblr approved?” a post where i take it upon myself to find out if a word is still approved

[livedinthecastle]

NUT

status: approved

[livedinthecastle]

BALLSACK

status: approved

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[kiracles]

[6i]

it takes years to develop your craft. do not romanticize the idea of an ‘overnight success’. be a student. grow organically. get really good. hate your work. start over. find new ways to express the same ideas. the student becomes the master. your time will come.

[sinnyclair]

I wish all Indigenous people a safe and peaceful National Day of Mourning.

[authorlaurawinter]

[whetstonefires]

has anyone asked dick van dyke how he feels about becoming the most offensive man in hollywood via linguistic drift

[ruffboi-mags]

(via @amazonqueendianaprince)

[studentlifeproblems]

[directiontoperfecti0n]

Bill Hader on his SNL audition

[bludragongal]

I feel like this is pretty much the most accurate way to describe life as an adult.

[catchymemes]

[connor6lesbian]

this is my favorite genre of posts

[sajdd]

this is what author's notes look like on fanfics

[officialbillhader]

[slowspinningredemption]

just saw some anti-vaxxer saying "if they're giving away free vaccines for the ""health of the nation"" why aren't they giving away free insulin and chemo too??" like YEAH. you got it!! they should be!! how can you be so close to a Good View To Have and yet so fucking far away!!

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

you can know the punchline but you can’t stop it from punching you.

[mighty-meerkat]

i do also feel the need to add that phil8248 really liked the joke. he said his wife had always had a dark sense of humour, even about her illness and death, and seeing the joke made him feel like he was laughing with her one last time.

[shegotsole]

Take notes... 🐛🦋

[hallistarling]

I'm 36 and I didn't come to most of these until a few years ago.

[barillapasta]

[barillapasta]

2000 notes and not one single clown complaining that they might never see her perform live good work team!!

[elprupneerg]

[image description: a screenshot of an article that says “When asked whether Ms. Spears would ever perform again, the lawyer added that, for the first time in years, “it’s up to her.”]

[thememedaddy]

me_irl

[brittascribbles]

see THESE are the types of reviews I try to leave on amazon and other clothing sites you tell me they fit nicely and looked good? cool, but that’s not telling me enough. but you tell me you fuckign slid down a MOUNTAIN in a pair of leggings and they didn’t tear??? AND you gave me pictures???? fuck yeah im getting those leggings

[johnbottoms]

u r pulling my leg. u have to be

[flamingfoxninja]

Snail Tape (Snape)