I am unpredicable

I live up to my name. My posts are random and mildly amusing

[dragont00f]

Run deer, run....

Shok.wav chase seen with alastor cause i can

speedpaint will be up soon for this one.

[pineappical]

thinking about statues of Grace being built all around Erid years after his passing so he can continue to watch over Eridians as they sleep

[cabinette]

[mevil]

[lilyblisslys]

me with the. When she. When her. When the she her me

[mollyjames]

[catasters]

[periguita]

Have you heard of the light novel/manga, 'The villainess's slow prison life begins with her engagement?'

The main protagonist, Rachel, gives me similar vibes to Alastor in brutality and cunning! They even willingly allow themselves to be taken prisoner...

...and destroy their enemies lives from the inside.

No, I have not read that but I am liking the girl’s attitude. She has a similar mental sociopath reasoning Alastor has. Even smiling while saying something horrifying.

Makes me think of isekaing Alastor into one of Niffty’s manga as the Villainess or he isekais as a NPC and decides to become the Heroine’s evil advisor who teaches her to dump their horrible family/lovers/fiancee/spouse and that she can do way better.

The Villain/Villainess becomes intrigued then enthralled by this sadistic wildcard.

[ajyyna8]

[hell-fm]

An angsty fic hurt my feelings too much so I had to draw this to cope 😭

[lanani-r]

alistair y luzbel en un parque de diversiones, disfrazados de humanos. 🍎🪽✨

[writing-prompt-s]

The dragon snarled. 'So, another foolish knight has come seeking my hoard." "Actually, I'm an accountant, and I'm here to audit your finances."

[kikos-tachi]

The dragon blinks, surprised. "Oh, is it tax season already?"

The accountant nods. "You know how it is."

"Hold on a moment, I remembered to properly track everything this year." The dragon disappears deeper into their cave, before returning with a kitsune holding a drawer of records. "I may have also found a treasurer."

"Uh..." "Don't worry, I'm here of my own volition." "Ah, ok."

[randomreader92]

[writing-prompt-s]

The dragon snarled. 'So, another foolish knight has come seeking my hoard." "Actually, I'm an accountant, and I'm here to audit your finances."

[writing-prompt-s]

You have a “parasite”. You’ve had them for years since you were a kid. The only reason you never said anything was cause the parasite is pretty chill

[feminist-space]

[johanna-swann]

[everydayconman]

The ancient texts were true… They DO have a reaction image for everything…

[elbiotipo]

we don't hate J.J. Abrams enough

[elbiotipo]

Branson Reese, whoever you are, I keep your words in my heart all the time.

[kaijuerotica]

"branson reese, whoever you are" put some respect on the smooth sharks one fear man's name

[decepticonsensual]

Not to be all "the children have forgotten the sacred texts!" but I just saw someone refer to a ship between two people who are good friends in canon as a crackship.

Hon. No. Crackship doesn't just mean "not canon". It's difficult to imagine two people who spend significant canon time together as a crackship. Crackship is when you write Galactus getting fucked by Tony the Tiger.

[decepticonsensual]

Gotta say, my absolute favourite notes on this so far have been the number of people congratulating Tony on his rebound from the Grinch.

[wildissylunas]

Alastor's better then me cause if Rosie came up to me with the "why don't you help them?" my response would have been "bitch HOW?!"

Your telling me that you want me to help with an angelic nuclear bomb powered by the second strongest being in creation when I'm at the weakest I've ever been in my time it hell? With the thing I use to channel my power broken? The thing you have previously refused to fix?

I'm not saying that he's better then me because he threatened to let everyone die (even though I think it was an empty threat). I'm saying he's better then me because I would have lost my temper.

[deerman-limerence]