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Sanji: Forgive me if I stare. You have such classic features. You remind me of a Rodin.
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Incorrect Quotes: OPLA
Sanji: Forgive me if I stare. You have such classic features. You remind me of a Rodin.
Reader: Rodan, the pterodactyl that terrorized Tokyo? Well, I've been called worse.
🎃✨Happy Halloween ✨🎃
broody, traumatized anime men with black hair are my weakness
“i can’t see when I close my eyes” prank
ft. luffy, zoro, buggy, shanks, law
a/n: pure crack pls enjoy!!
I like haunted houses in theory BUT I have no idea how to react when the actors speak to you. They ask me a question and I just… answer it…
The scariest part of a haunted house is the unscripted social interaction.
Scary nurse in a creepy voice: “Do you have an appointment to see the doctor?”
Me: “Uh. Do you accept walk-ins?”
Scary farmer: “I like to kill people!”
My friend, brightly: “I like to die!”
Zombie : “AARRRGH”
Me : “Do you get dental insurance?”
Zombie : “TEETH!!”
This happened to me.
Scary prison dude: HELLO
Me: Nice to meet you!
Him: (pause) No it’s noooooot
My worst horror house experience was when I couldn’t find the (rather obvious) exit and the guy chasing me with a chainsaw stopped, sighed and pointed me to the exit, saying “please scream as loud as you can when you run out there” and just left. I disappointed the horror house chainsaw dude and I will never get over that
Guy: They are all my friends.. (motioning to hanging corpses; then grabs a noose) Will you be my friend? Me: Sure totally, you made me a friendship necklace? Oh my god your so sweet? Guy: … Yes.. Please, let me.. I cant I cant just go (laughing). – Got to walk a second time through– Same guy: My friends -wailing- Me: I came back I just really wanted to be friends so bad Guy: (laughing more) Please, Im not allowed to laugh.
I went to a Haunted House and literally befriended every actor there.
Specifically, I remember;
There were zombies walking around in the waiting room. I said “Hi!” and he gave me a high five. Every time he passed from then on, I got a high five.
Near the end, there were these twin little girls. “Come play with us.” They said. “Okay!” I said. “Forever.” They said. “Oh, sorry, can’t do that. I’m busy.”
I could hear them giggling.
Guy playing Freddie Kruger: Remember, you are all my children!
Me: thanks dad
A small chorus of teenagers: thanks dad
I went to a haunted corn maze once. Someone ran at me with a chainsaw. I just stared at him. He hung his head and walked away. I left.
The Real Horror Is The People We Dissapointed Along The Way
IM CRYING
My friends and I were in a really dark part of a haunted house and couldn’t find the exit, so the guy who had just jumped out at us had to say “to your left” in his same scary voice he’d used to scream and we were like “thanks!”
And then after a few moments of patting blindly at the wall he says again in the same ominous voice “your other left”
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Imagine chasing after Buggy when he attempts to flee…
“I’d love to make things right but it’s time to exit stage left.” The clown called out as he bolted almost immediately.
Your eyes widened and glanced at your friends.
“Fucking clowns.” Zoro grumbled not at all surprised by the betrayal.
Sanji caught your look and offered a small smile. “Can’t teach an old clown new tricks, right?”
Suddenly a new swarm of Alrong Pirates entered the fray and the boys readied their stance to defeat the enemy.
You frowned. No, he promised and you’d be damned if you let that Flashy Fool get away. Turning on your heel, you rushed after the blue hair and striped bandana currently trying to comically dodge as many attackers as he could.
Cutting down the few pirates in your way, you eventually called out for Buggy to stop which, to your surprise, he did. Despite bouncing on either foot impatiently.
“Listen, I’d love to stay and chat but this is a shitshow I’d rather not be part of.”
Crossing the empty ground, you stopped a few paces away from the clown. “You promised that you’d help us when we got your body back.”
“I’m a pirate? Pirates lie.”
I'd just fling myself in at this point
I work in a resale shop. You can bet I check every wardrobe, every old book, every mirror for secret portals.
The Addams Family | 1.07 - "Halloween with the Addams Family"
Crowley drinking a bottle of wine in the middle of the day after he's forced to confront 6000 years of repressed feelings. And he was so real for this.
Bonus:
Jeff Ward as Binky or Boogie or Buggy? I One Piece (2023)
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Reader: it’s Valentine’s Day, the most romantic holiday of the entire year and you gave me a card that said “what rhymes with Cupid, happy Valentine’s Day stupid!”
Zoro: I thought if I got you a sentimental card that said you know, “I love you”, you might go and misinterpret it.
Reader: Moi?!
Zoro: Well, it has been known to happen. We wake up in bed together, you misinterpret it. We end up naked in the jacuzzi, you misinterpret it. And then just because I asked you to marry me you go—
Sanji shoving food into Zoro's mouth: Oh do shut up you babbling moss-haired idiot!!
mihawk requested by my friend🫶
This had me laughing harder than it should have.
people don't even say i love you anymore they just