i know you want to kill him.

give me your absolute worst easy pete related thoughts. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWm1CZFxbd0

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If you must travel, by the Nine Divines stay on the road! It's Easy Pete, you see.

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I want Easy Pete to step on my face

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Easy Pete is going to make a very objectively bad OC when he plays Sonic Forces

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Pete is busy doing the fishstick, it's a very delicate state of mind.

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If pete walks into a burger king and asks for a Big Mac, he gets it.

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I want Easy Pete to become a weeaboo

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Easy Pete is so complex that by he makes the game itself unstable. That's why New Vegas is so buggy compared to 3.

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Easy Pete thanks the mods of this blog for giving him a platform to spread Easy Pete Fever

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During the showdown with the powdergangers at the beggining of the game, easy pete sadly perished, so I dragged his corpse to the cemetery

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tbh i wonder if easy pete ever had a family and accidentally blew them up one day and thats why he's so reluctant to give you some dynamite in the beginning

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Easy Pete photobombed my wedding

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One time i pickpocketed all of easy pete's clothing and weapons but he got angry. I didn't have the heart to kill him so i just had a nakey punching man following me aroundtrying to punch thru power armour with his fists

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Exorcise this Pete, so that he may become Easy again!

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If easy pete is so easy, why do I have to pass a skill check to get his dynamite?

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this is the last thing i saw before the game crashed

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https://www.nexusmods.com/newvegas/mods/63823/? I saw this mod and thought of this blog

god, he’s so strong and cool. thank you

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easy pete tucks me in at night