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Janaina Medeiros
Sade Olutola
shark vs the universe
Kiana Khansmith
noise dept.
ojovivo
Kaledo Art
trying on a metaphor
Show & Tell
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
titsay
YOU ARE THE REASON
@theartofmadeline
sheepfilms
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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DEAR READER
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@eatcakeforscience
david tennant could do sherlock holmes but benendict cumberbatch couldn't do the doctor. also benedict cumberbatch couldn't do sherlock holmes
this is hard proof that tumblr has gotten better because if I had made this post in 2015 I would have gotten several death threats by now
Benedict Cumberbatch couldn't be the doctor because he will only play one specific role, which is "sarcastic condescending asshole whom everyone tolerates because he's good at his job"
already more interesting drama than the movie itself
Me whenever someone like Jenny Nicholson or Lindsay Ellis or whatever posts an uncomplimentary review of something: eh whatever
Me whenever someone drags in the lawyers to try to silence them: actually I suddenly care about this more than anything
oh my gods
My Foretold Mario movie predictions:
"haha we know we're in a video game a la Wreck-it-Ralph"
Luigi does a Fortnite dance
some multiple universe gimmick
toad falls into the "cute adorable little guy with deep voice and is actually kind of violent" animated trope
Peach girlboss moment where she rescues herself from Bowser and someone has to make a comment about it so they can say something like "just because im a girl doesn't mean I can't fight! also sexism is BAD!"
waluigi is not in the film
Jack Black absolutely kills it as Bowser
Chris Pratt actually does a decent Italian accent but still doesn't sound like Mario
Charles Martinet has a Stan Lee esque cameo and one line
The plot introduces a villain that all the characters have to team up against to defeat including Bowser, and the villain somehow doesn't even feel like a Mario character
Toad almost says a swearword or the swear word gets replaced with a child appropriate but still recognizable substitute ( "What the Fire Flower!?!?" "You son of a BULLET")
Seth Rogan does not change his voice in any way for Donkey Kong
innuendo line referencing magic mushrooms "for the adults"
mario is mean to luigi
pop song sung by celebrity that doesn't fit in with the rest of the soundtrack
toby fox is revealed to have composed an absolute banger final boss battle song
I'm just so absolutely sure about Peach Girlboss Moment that she gets 4 spaces
When you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughingstock.
Hate this, thank you
you chatting shit?
pov you are driving down a bri ish school road
concept: you taking me to an aquarium and watching lovingly as i completely ignore you to look at the jellyfish
But I’m not done washing my fish!
When you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughingstock.
Hate this, thank you
Oops
ERICA!
Barista: Tall hot chocolate.
Costumer (filming): Oh, actually, can I get extra whipped cream
Barista: Oh sure, my bad. *tries to spray whipped cream in, but it’s more powerful then she expected and it creates a mess*
Second barista (coming into view): ERICA!
So I just moved to the United States this week right. And the most recent thing I've learned is that 64 ounces.. is quite a fair amount of juice. How did I learn this? By getting 7.5 litres of juice delivered to my hotel.
I didn't think it would be THIS much juice because all of this just cost me 9 dollars at Walmart. I thought it'd be a few tiny bottles at best. Not SEVEN AND A HALF LITRES
Another thing I learned: a family sized pack of Chips Ahoy........ is a lot of fucking cookies
I don't know how to tell you this but I'm Brazilian
I have been called a lot of offensive things but European is something I will not stand for
Girls just being girls!
Lol, this just made me so happy 😂
Unbridled joy
This has such a pure energy
well that sure is rare and unusual
Translator? Why not trans now?
This video is a better representation of what the American south is like than any joke about rednecks ever made
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the other night i tried to make a curry and i got chilli burns all over my face, so i thought to myself ‘hang on, doesn’t milk soothe chilli burns? it does’ and i couldn’t google because i couldn’t see so i just had to blindly feel my way to the fridge and pour out a bowl of milk, and then plant my face in the bowl of milk, anyway at that point the rice cooker went off and triggered a power surge which turned my electricity off, which i didn’t notice at first because i had my face in a bowl of milk and when i did emerge from the dairy prison i thought i had gone blind with chilli burns. so no i don’t really cook much.
Yes, come on in!
Yes, yes, come in to my cabin, watch your step please.
You Have A Lovely Hombe
Thank you, Horace. Sit, make yourself at hombe. Or would you like to play a game of Billiards in my special room over here?
Oh I Just Love To Play Balls
We’ll get along splendidly, then.
Some wine?
Oh Enough Chit-Chat And Lets Talk Creams.
Well I Just Love Creams. Well They Taste Good. And. Oh The Texture An-
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*Shrnf…*
Smells Of Steel.
*All pretense and friendly affect is dropped, eyes fixing coldly on the boar*
*Advances*
Well I Simply Knew All A Long
*And Horace Delivers A Series Of Funny Kicks And Rageful SMACKS To The Assailant’s Solar Plexus And Hip Bones*
AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! DEFL…AAAA…a.aa….aaating….
Hm Hm Hm That Aought To Teach You Scoundrel
*Horace Turns His Handsome Snout To Face YOU*
Rememboar: Dont Go In A Strangor’s House Or Something I Forget
