“Can you believe it? No! Neither can I!” @nikknight - Tumblr Blog

It’s finally finished so you all have to look at it now

#cross stitch #lotr #made by me #before you ask 9 years #sorry in advance im posting this everywhere

kosmogrl

I will make a beautiful life for myself no matter how long it takes. I will I will I will

guiltfactory

BAD NEWS: it will not be the same forever

GOOD NEWS: it will not be the same forever

duckdotcom

why don't you agitate the contents of a barrel full of cream for a while then reach your hand inside and maybe you'll feel butter

duckdotcom

groenendaze

im sorry this is the funniest thing i have ever seen in my life

amazoogle

it's Tuesday all day today and there's no known way to prevent this

zapatism

lol ur watching the world cup finals sorry im too busy HAVING SEX

(texting my dick guy) we gotta have sex rn i just blogged

(dick guy) im watching the world cup

shithowdy

today i took the worst photo of a loon one can possibly take while remaining identifiably a loon

loon :)

i painted my loon :)

Keep 'em guessin'

these hips don't lie but the truths they tell are strange and disquieting

mollyjames

Always embarrassing realizing you don't know basic facts about your friends. Like yeah hey, here's this person I love dearly, I've known them for 23 years, we've been through so much together. They're currently working in a lab.... developing... medicine? and also getting a PhD. I think. Don't ask me what subject.

deactivated-this-account-deacti

I ended up having a really interesting conversation with some people at the bus stop today. They were getting out of some sort of ‘clean and sober’ meeting and had starting saying how they were so bored because they didn’t have anything to do, and had to stay at home because all their old friends would pull them back. So I said something like, ‘So this is the time to do all the stuff your parents told you they didn’t have money/time for!’ “Whatcha mean?” “You know, like when you were five and you REALLY wanted to have that toy or do that thing and you were like, ‘Please mom please I gotta have this I gotta go do this’ and they went ‘Hell no you think I’m paying for that do you want to goddamn EAT?’ “ And this light went on in their eyes. The lady is going to go check thrift stores for an Easybake Oven and I told her about Wilton cake decorating classes. The dude is going to Griffith Park and ride horses, because, ‘I always wanted to be a cowboy, and you can’t drink when you’re on a horse ‘cause you’ll fucking die!’ Fuck it. This is what being an adult is. Sure it’s bills and work and relationships, but damn it, it’s also time to do the things you LIKE. I signed up for a free class/lecture on Water Gardens. I’m going. It’s time.

ruthfully

Jill. Jill you are wonderful.

lostwolfling

no joke, this is such an important aspect of overcoming trauma. I mean the trauma of abusive parents, the trauma of broke ass parents who got toxic because of it, the trauma of capitalism. Like fuck it. Go to Wrestlemania. Build a shit ton of terrariums.

dizeezedcryptid

Sewing your first plushie is a gateway to getting the uncontrollable urge to make so many more of them like I’m so serious

xiaq

The problem with being married to someone super fit is that you just can’t be physically coercive in the cute ways you want to. This morning, I was trying to convince B to sleep in and cuddle and instead of being deterred by the fact that I was entirely wrapped around his torso, he just…got out of bed with me clinging to him and went about his business picking clothes in the closet and putting on pants and doing his skincare in the bathroom with me just there along for the ride. And when he finally tickled me into letting go so he could finish getting dressed, I was so completely awake from laughing so hard that I didn’t get to sleep in either. An outrage.