Zoozve, my beloved
"...we don't live in a big clockwork, we live in a dance club..."
This is my favorite line.
I have learned so many things from this.
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Zoozve, my beloved
"...we don't live in a big clockwork, we live in a dance club..."
This is my favorite line.
I have learned so many things from this.
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Babe are you okay? You reblogged mｋ's Lovebirds (おしどり百合夫婦)
This is still so charming!
"holy shit is that kurt cobain" still one of the best pics on the internet
i need to eat a food. none of the food in the house is The Right Food. what is the right food? only god knows. and we're not on speaking terms right now.
Society when the mentally ill person shows symptoms of their diagnoses
also society when a mentally ill person doesn't show symptoms of their diagnoses (they're clearly faking it)
aunt
"ant"
"awnt"
~360 votes at the time of writing, and this reblog is the 40th note. PLEASE press the reblog button I am begging everyone
WAIT. Wait wait WAIT.
poltergeists:
push things off tables
break delicate objects for fun
in general just enjoy moving and destroying stuff for pleasure I guess
make loud disturbing noises in the middle of the night
sometimes poke or bite people, depending on the myth
are invisible aka no one knows what they look like
poltergeists are just the ghosts of rambunctious housecats
“The power of Christ says psspsspss! The power of Christ says psspsspss!”
*fills a spray bottle with holy water*
You sprinkle Miette with holy water? You get her ectoplasma damp?! Oh! Oh! Hell for Mother! Hell for Mother for thousands of years! 😾
Happiness Will Come To You.
when tho
When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March
reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!
hi, ummm. this is awkward. haha. yeah um do you think you could push your boulder up somewhere else? like a different hill? because this one’s kind of already taken. yeah it’s the one i’ve decided to die on, so.
yeah thanks. um and if you see that woman who sometimes comes running up here could you tell her that i’m- yeah the one who makes all those deals with god. yeah. could you tell her this is the hill i’m dying on and she needs to find a different one? fuck hang on i can see those two kids with that pail of water again give me a second-
I can't be the only person who immediately looked for the least common ones to try and use them more, right?
Scumwit and dirt goblin are pretty great, tbh.
I'm more interested in the mid-range. People actually call others dipclown, buttgoblin, and poopboy??
Find your favorite mid-range entries:
dickgoblin, twatnozzle, and wankbag
Tremendous amount of work being done here
the only true ally
req'd by @sleepyheathen
well the rituals ARE intricate...
text: He punched me in the face... with his face
The culprit:
a face that has done nothing wrong ever
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NICE!
a collection of my favorite tweets regarding the Ever Given in the Suez Canal
happy 1st bday to... this.
I personally am declaring this to be a new International Holiday
Happy 2nd anniversary to the Suez Canal blockage!
Ever Given Week, 22 March to 29 March (observed)
22 March - Ever Given Eve. Many celebrate by completing some small task they’ve been putting off, symbolically clearing blockages in their own lives.
23 March - Blockage Day! The main celebration. The exchanging of memes.
24 to 28 March - Hilarity ensues. Memes continue to circulate. The best are saved for next year’s observances.
29 March - Clearance Day. Festivities wind down. A more solemn occasion.
biologist here! why are plants green? well they suck up air from the sky (blue) and mix it with the sunlight (yellow) i fucking love science.
Every time I see this post I fly into an incandescent rage because it’s VERY ALMOST TRUE and it FUCKING SHOULDN’T BE and I HATE the way op explains it
oh by the way, in Danish, "fag" means "subject" and "slut" means "end" so on library shelves you will see "fag slut" to note where the break in book topics is
pronounced fay' sloot
Certified Library Post
Hebden Bridge, Calderdale, West Yorkshire (England)
