Fanfic Licker

biggest fanfic critic.(I'm autisfic)

[metalomagnetic]

Canon Sirius 'we've all got light and dark inside us' Black:

"Both very bright, of course- exceptionally bright, in fact." (McGonagall speaking of Sirius and James.)

"Your father and Sirius were the cleverest students in the school.” (Remus talking to Harry.)"

“I’ll be surprised if I don’t get an Outstanding on it at least. (Sirius speaking about his DADA OWL.)

"I don’t need to look at that rubbish, I know it all.” (Sirius speaking about his Transfiguration OWL.)

"An extraordinary achievement." (Dumbledore speaking about Sirius and the other becoming Animagi.)

"Black was a tall, full-grown man." (Prisoner of Azkaban)

“He (Sirius) was rather taller than Snape.” (Order of the Phoenix)

"To Sirius’s right stood Pettigrew, more than a head shorter." -"Sirius was tall and handsome." (Deathly Hallows)

Fanon Sirius: "Mooooony, I broke a nail and I am depressed! Lift me up so I can reach the bed, because I'm too short to reach it myself! I am generally helpless. Oh, what's that thing on the desk, with the leather cover and- is that writing on it? Is that a *book*? Take it away from me, I'm allergic to books!"

[kat-xox]

ships i think about a lot and their tropes:

jegulus: right person wrong time

wolfstar: r fell first s fell harder

rosekiller: last to know

jily: tragic ending

bartylus: toxicity at its finest

marylily: friends to lovers

dorlene: rivals to lovers

drarry: enemies to lovers

tomarry: soulmates

[cisusnar]

He is a silly guy 🥰

[crackishincorrecthp]

Harry: I hope no one lowkey hates me... Highkey hate me. Hate me with every fiber of your being. Go big or go home! Voldemort does it right! Hermione & Ron: Hermione & Ron: Harry-

[urmom973729]

I love how I can confidently go on tumblr when Ao3 is down to see a community crumble in 3 minutes x

[eatmavootycheeks]

Uhhh is it gay to be gay and like gay fanfic but you're not actually gay so you kith your bestfriend to prove you're not gay, but you proved you're gay, and now you're reading Lover's Spit to get over the gayness while sitting in church with your nan? Asking for a friend btw.

[albondiguilla007]

Soooo, for the Tomarry girlies, hope this reaches you. Here are some recommendations of the pair. You should know that all of these have something in common though, aside from being my favorites. This are TOMARRY fanfictions, meaning Harry x Tom Riddle, not Harry x Voldemort. (So, most of them time travel)

I feel more comfortable with this ship, and I’ve found that it tends to be less toxic, (though not always). Another thing, most of them put both Harry and Tom in equal footing, meaning, no abuse or manipulation (tho Tom certainly tries), or just any funny business.

If there is anything I love about these fics is how Harry confronts Tom in all of them, questioning his believes and social standing by just being good ole Harry. Sassy, magically powerful and impulsive Harry. So yeah, srry for that Bible. Enjoy!

- [ ] Wear Me Like a Locket Around My Throat: Technically incomplete, but it’s basically a second part. The main arch wraps up very nicely, so I’d count it as complete. The second characters are amazing, I fell in love with all of them. I don’t why, but Hogwarts feels pretty nostalgic in this one. 220k https://archiveofourown.org/works/7189349/chapters/16316573

- [ ] Terrible, but Great: Incomplete, still updating. The author has already written most of the second Arch. Tom reaaaallyyy wants Harry to submit and follow the Slytherin hierarchy. Harry won’t. They have the most epic confrontations. 173k https://archiveofourown.org/works/35714410/chapters/89052469

- [ ] Of Kings, of Pawns, and of Men: Incomplete: This one is addictive, I’m telling ya. I couldn’t stop reading. Not time travel per se, but still amazing. A tiny bit of Drarry. Harry befriends the Slytherins (Blaise, Pansy, etc) Tom is OBSESSED with Harry, like absolutely crazy about him. 146k https://archiveofourown.org/works/8323864/chapters/19063957

- [ ] you belong to me (i belong to you): Incomplete: Auror absolute boss bitch Harry. He reincarnates in another boy. Sort of? He catches everyone’s attention (Tom’s) when he starts acting differently (confident, powerful, won’t take shit from anyone) than he did before. 112k https://archiveofourown.org/works/11270490/chapters/25203408

- [ ] Earning his notice: Complete: This one is very short, but I feel like ot sums it all my favorite tropes. Definitely give it a try. So my boy travels back to Hogwarts, is sorted into Hufflepuff, manages to fly under the radar during his school years and starts working on a shady business on Knockturn Alley. Everything is fine until his shop is attacked by Death Eaters, and ✨surprise✨he earns Tom’s attention. 40k https://archiveofourown.org/series/1174940

- [ ] At the end of every road: Complete: Crack treated seriously. Fluff, sassy Harry. Tom courts Harry, they get engaged. Sort of. Harry becomes a professional Quidditch player. 90k https://archiveofourown.org/works/46642903/chapters/117465823

- [ ] What Souls are Made of: Complete: My two fav things: Golden Trio friendship + Tomarry (Ron and Hermione travel back in time with him) 277k https://archiveofourown.org/works/35109247/chapters/87462256

- [ ] Stab right through: Incomplete: Snarky Harry, I love him. He gets sorted in Ravenclaw (Harry is equally as confused) Tom is intrigued. 80k https://archiveofourown.org/works/12051324/chapters/27288978

[eatmavootycheeks]

Shi gotta keep this in my reblogs for safe keeping. YUMMY

[tomriddles4skin]

Tw: Opinions

I’ve officially came out as a babygirl Sirius hater.

How do you see bad ass Sirius who rides motorbikes, tall and scary af Sirius, Sirius who tormented Snape bc he could (as he should) just for you to reduce him to a self insert bbg twink version who fawns after Remus like some whiny teenager? Sirius IS the Casanova, not Remus. Did we read about the same Sirius or are we just making him an OC now? Bring back menace Sirius 2023.

(Of course you can write Sirius however you want in ur ff AU but as a fandom let’s not indulge. We need more morally grey Sirius because he WAS morally grey. Like this bbgfication of every single character in the fandom is boring and repetitive. Sirius wasn’t a good person and that’s ok. Sirius wasn’t a literal girl and that’s ok. Remus was a gentle shy boy and that’s ok. What they’re not is Alpha brute dominant Remus & smol fem Sirius.)

!!Before you all say “the fandom is mostly made up anyway” Sirius has enough canon dialogues and information for us to know his personality✋🏼 diff story if you’re talking about evan, pandora and etc. but sirius, remus, and snape? Nah.

[eatmavootycheeks]

Absolutely no hate to people who headcanon babygirl Sirius, because i know you're 12-16 years old. But it's a very silly headcanon. Let's just go outside, touch spome grass, and reread prisoner of azkaban, yes? Let's not turn Sirius into a literal little girl, like yourself.

[mxflora]

"marauders characters are based on fanon and headcanons, you can see them however" until someone doesn't like fem/transfem sirius and suddenly you're transphobic or whatever💀

[eatmavootycheeks]

Ong I can't stand fem/transfem/genderfluid/nonbinary Sirius Black, and that's okay. But that sentence would send a chronically online fifteen year old over a cliff, and ready to call me transhphobic💀 (I'm Trans, chill)

[northlt03]

Look don't get me wrong, i love Regulus in fics finally being allowed to be feminine.

But just for once, i want James to be fem as well. Give me James painting his nails red and gold for the quidditch match, give me James in skirts and James not bothered by toxic masculinity, punching homophobes while wearing a dress

[eatmavootycheeks]

FEM JAMES? I'm listening!? I'm begging the heavens to bless me with fem James fanart, though I know it'll never happen😭🙏🏽

[tremblingdolll]

My dude Sirius Black is 6’3” and he is always wearing platform boots that make him 6’8”

[eatmavootycheeks]

Real. Sirius is tall. But an even TALLER king in platforms🙏🏽

[nothingtoseeherebyeexx]

t-the voices…they’re calling me…they’re saying…

fem wolfstar at the yule ball

taking a break from requests bc it’s a bit overwhelming i don’t want to burn out </3

the inspo pic

moony’s painting for those that are curious

[eatmavootycheeks]

ARF ARF WOOF WOOF.

Just stumbled across this. I love seeing lesbian wolfstar on my screen.

[laststrainsofsanity]

I might be a minority in that I can't get into reader insert fics. Makes me feel uncomfortable.

[eatmavootycheeks]

Self insert fics gonna be the lamest shi ever💀 because WHO is writing whole fanfics about themselves with a fiction character? I'm sorry but🤯

[rudbaby]

sabrina carpenter, because i liked a boy / ac sophithil

[eatmavootycheeks]

Lily Potter is one of the most underrated women in the Marauder fandom. AND SHES LITERALY HARRY POTTERS MOTHER AND JAMES'S WIFE???? dw jegulus shippers, she can be mine fr

[maluceh]

oh, the few lucky ones

[eatmavootycheeks]

I don't know if I wanna be James or Lily rn😔