EAT THE CHILD @eatthechild - Tumblr Blog

I’M GOING TO EAT THE CHILDREN FROM HELL WITH MY BOYFRIEND.

#EAT THE CHILD #ROMANTIC #WISH I WERE THERE #DINNER WITH THE BAE

Why do witches like always wanna fatten kids up before they eat them?? fat is like the grossest part of meat

“Why hello there, little children~. Please follow me to my magical… FITNESS ROOM. NO P A N S I E S ALLOWED BEYOND THIS POINT. LEAVE YOUR WHINING AT THE DOOR BECAUSE IT’S LEG DAY AND WE’RE ABOUT TO GET R-R-R-RIPPE D.”

seasonoftowers

Because they’re always cooking said kids in cauldrons and ovens - aka long cooking times at lowish heat. If you do that to fatty meat, the fat melts completely and the meat gets tear-it-apart-with-a-fork soft. If you do it to lean meat, you get tiny little sad meat bits that bring no joy to anyone.

people-are-garbage

well you did ask

defilerwyrm

Also there’s wisdom in fattening them up on sweets and other carbs. A meatless, carb-rich diet makes for more tender and flavourful meat.

mrtacomam

you are arguing over the semantics of EATING CHILDREN

kariachi

Well yeah, you gotta get this shit right or it’s a waste of 40-80 lbs of meat.

pulltheotheroneithasbellson

plus if you feed them a high fat, low nutrition diet, they’re easier to subdue and less likely to run away, which would be a concern for an elderly crone.

blueandbluer

Thank you, Old Witch With Candy House side of tumblr.

eatthechild

EAT THE CHILD.

#EAT THE CHILD #MEME

euargh

Okay, Okay; but imagine Kukui asking Guzma "Would you feed the child or yourself?" and Guzma sLAMS HIS FISTS ON THE TABLE AND SCREAMS "EAT THE CHILD-"

EAT THE CHILD.

#EAT THE CHILD

kitkat-the-artist

Deleted this post by mistake, whoops!

The Pokemon Discord chat I’m in has a page titled “Eat The Child” and this was all I could think of.

A version with Brendan and a version with May because I couldn’t decide between the two.

#EAT THE CHILD #MAXIE #meme #gravity falls #hilarious #ohmygod

euargh

IN SEARCH OF A LITERATE ACTIVE Kankuro ROLEPLAYER FOR A DEAR FRIEND. MANY MAY SIGN UP. PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST THIS. I MUST FIND ONE. I WILL NOT STOP UNTIL I FIND A BUNCH TO SEND THEIR DIRECTION. THANK YOU FOR READING.

#MEME #NARUTO #KANKURO

maxie-goes-on-an-adventure

A discord chatroom is now available: https://discord.gg/nPNmPWF It is centered around Pokemon, but everyone is invited! Please be respectful of each other! Share this post around so that anyone interested may join!

eatthechild

It includes an #eat-the-child channel in there as well! >BD

#EAT THE CHILD #meme #discord #chatroom #pokemon #all are welcomed