Dumbassery of a Raccoon

He/Him || Witness the sights of my stupidness. I WILL go on very long rants; I'm sorry in advance. || The art in my pfp is not mine

[followmenot]

[reasons-to-not-end-it]

REASON TO NOT END IT:

"testosterone"

-anonymous

#738

[horrid696]

If they dont bug your phone and all devices to keep eyes and ears on you I hate to break it to you but they aren't the one

[the-cuix]

forgot to post it here

[for-those-who-wait]

You send people to space to save the literal entire world and you still don't trust them to dispense their own drugs

I didn't see any art of this scene so I decided to throw this in the ring because I thought it was very funny

[faggotsaint]

[some-pers0n]

TWO FACTOR AUTHORIZATION

light thats not how the book works

MICROSOFT TEAMS

[learn-how-to-love]

I am actually so confused and baffled as to what possible reason there is to react like this to this comic. All the artist is saying is that it’s… fine for trans people to be gender nonconforming? That it doesn’t make their identity less valid? Literally why would you be upset about this other than you’re a raging transphobic bigot. Much less making literal death threats towards the creator and directing others to harass them. Actually ghoulish, please report this post and get it taken down because this isn’t okay.

[homunculus-argument]

Between the nothingburger and the everything bagel, there is the somewhat sandwich.

[senhor-do-escuro]

TRFs saying trans men can't talk about transandrophobia because some random transfem blog got nuked...... Forget rape. Forget sexual abuse. Forget being forced into pregnancy. Forget being kicked out of your house by your own family. Forget being assaulted or murdered because people consider you a 'faggot'.

The ultimate oppression is: Having your Tumblr blog deleted. This alone surpass every other form of bigotry and violence.

[vampirebeverage]

the reason I'm so very certain that I'm on the right side of history is that I've seen this pattern play out several times by now

remember ace discourse? remember how people got really comfortable just openly mocking ace people, saying they were all homophobic, claiming they weren't really lgbt...

if you remember how poorly ace discourse aged, look at how transmascs are being treated right now and tell me it's not the exact same phenomenon

[zouzoru-comms-open]

Hey! I do eye banner Comms!

[rabbitmotifs]

who has two thumbs and made a promise to a lady

[renthony]

It's wild to watch the phrase "tumblr sexyman" morph into "man that tumblr thinks is sexy," because when I first saw the phrase come into use, I always saw it used in reference to the phenomenon of "when presented with a wide array of fictional characters, tumblr will always pick the skinny white man to obsess over, and if the fan-favorite character has no canonical human appearance, the fandom will inevitably create a popular fanon of the character as as a skinny white man."

When I hear "tumblr sexyman," I think of Cecil Night Vale being constantly depicted as a skinny white man instead of literally anything else. I think of the background character white men who get elevated over protagonists that are women, people of color, or otherwise not the white man power fantasy.

"Tumblr sexyman" is, like. An insult. I DON'T want any of my blorbos to win a "tumblr sexyman" poll. "Tumblr sexyman" is the exact opposite of what I want my own OCs to be. If any of my characters ever get called "tumblr sexyman," I will have to immediately re-evaluate myself and the art I'm making.

[renthony]

Things I think of when I hear "tumblr sexyman":

Cecil Night Vale, as previously mentioned.

Oncelercest, because if there aren't two skinny white men to ship, tumblr fandom will start shipping the skinny white man with himself.

Bill Cipher inexplicably being fanon'd as a white twink despite being a fucking triangle.

Everyone fawning over Marvel Loki while shoving every woman and Black person in the MCU aside.

The way nearly every single character in Hazbin Hotel has the same "tall and skinny" body type, along with all the criticisms Black audience members have made about the issues with Alastor's design.

The way tumblr got obsessed with the white man villain in Sinners.

[echo-the-raccoon]

Get out of my head. The words you say poison. I know this, and yet I can’t help but listen. A poison oh so sweet; it flows in my veins. I know you’re upset with me. I am directly disobeying you after all. However, I don’t understand why. Some part of me wonders if I only want this because you tell me it isn’t good for me, that it will end badly. That all this is a game. You say that these people I love have pacified me. You say I’m incapable of truly loving someone. But, if that’s true, why do you want me to leave so badly? I hear you now, yelling at me to leave, and yet, I don’t want to. I used to crave your return, your cold embrace while you stab me in the back. Sometimes I think I still do. To be battered and bruised and bloody once more. I crave your anger. It's sickeningly sweet. Come on darling, isn’t this what you wanted? For me to feed my desires, to give in to my indulgences? You aren’t even real. More like a flickering memory, and yet for the past month your voice has been increasing in volume. A nagging urge in the back of my head. I listened to you once, gave in, and left, just like you wanted. But I couldn’t stay away. I adore this feeling, and an old ghost isn’t going to make me give it up now.

[yaoigaysexaura]

no one ever talks about how isolating being transmasc is. you're not "one of the girls and the gays" because you're not a girl and not seen as a guy enough to be gay. you kill the mood when you bring up how men Can get pregnant in real life when people make mpreg jokes. your old friends talk about how "nasty" men are and how they want to "kill all men". your queer acquaintance tells you that fujoshis are just perverts trying to fetishise gay men. cishetallo guys talk over you. cisgay guys talk over you. you go home and your parents toss out your masculine attires for you "daring to be a man".

like I don't even identify as transmasc anymore (is complicated) but back when i did, i would be so scared to come out as a trans man instead of nb because it would get me pushed out of friend groups and killed by my parents (which all eventually happened when the dam burst)

[steveyockey]

no no no put me back in the loop I almost did it perfect please put me back just a few more tries and I think I could really nail it please put me back