eccarius more like eccariBITCH

[wellbutrinboy]

my love language is all of them bitch i have a big heart

[portaltworemade-deactivated2021]

keanu reeves: YOURE breathtaking!

me sitting at home in bed:

[batmanistrans-deactivated201911]

the mcelboys said trans rights!

[stegozavr]

[sadbeautifultragique]

the fact that i’m not on a balcony in italy watching the sun set eating fresh fruit with my lover is offensive

[cyberneticfallout]

[20012001]

hobbies include sitting on my bedroom floor being absolutely devastated by the fact that i have a physical form

[cumdumpstiel]

YES i’m gay. YES i have a vampire fetish. NO i don’t know my times tables. we exist.

[brxkensoulzxx-deactivated202003]

Who needs times tables when you’re getting railed by a vampire

[cumdumpstiel]

finally someone who GETS it

[roger-taylor-owns-my-wigg]

every person can feel freddie’s presence in their souls when they sing MAMAAAAAA UUHHHH, I DONT WANNA DIE, I SOMETIMES I WISH I’VE NEVER BEEN BORN AT ALL with all the air in their lungs i’m not joking

[peachdisco]

it’s fucking crazy to think about the amount of people who have sung bohemian rhapsody? like it’s such a unifying song, by nature of the fact that so many people know it. it holds so many good memories for me and other people. it’s a song you scream in the car with your friends while you drive around your boring hometown, it’s a song you drunkenly sing with your arm around your best friend, or a song you sing along to with strangers when it’s on in public. it’s bittersweet to think about freddie’s legacy carrying on like that through his masterpiece. freddie carries on because he’s a part of so many people’s good memories and bohemian rhapsody is a huge part of that.

[thecryptkeeper]

masterpost of neo from the matrix pride to go with my lesbian one (x)

[serotnin]

*doesn’t show affection* oh no, I’m making things awkward!!

*shows affection* oh no, I’m making things awkward!!

[specialstarfish]

*doesn’t show affection* oh no, I’m being distant and cold!!

*shows affection* oh no, I’m being clingy and overbearing!!

[justiceleague]

Keanu Reeves Plays With Puppies While Answering Fan Questions

[gendice]

the idea of detective pikachu swearing is so fucking funny like. the absolute disregard from this stupid yellow rat who cant remember JACK SHIT except for his one personality trait of BASTARD because ryan reynolds is his humansona.  the whole notion of pikachu, childhood icon, growing the fuck up and doing adult things like getting jacked up on 20 packs of caffeine and fighting in illicit underground rings, should have, in tandem, included him being allowed to cuss like it’s punctuation. detective pikachu should have been given the liberty to swear as and when he liked but we were robbed.

[erainab]

[orange-twilight]

i am shook to my goddamn CORE. THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

[hashtagloveloses]

peak LGBT ally is robert pattinson and taylor lautner kissing each other so that kristen stewart didn’t have to be straight live on TV

[valtsv]

being hideous with other people really is an underrated form of intimacy

[valtsv]

just being able to look and act as “unattractive” as you want without worrying about negative attention or the pressure of expectations to do otherwise is so healing

[powerfulwizard]

If you’re exclusively attracted to fictional men, than you’re probably not attracted to men. Fictional men might have the aesthetic appearance of men but what makes a man is a lot more than the aesthetic appearance of one and men in tv shows and movies are often idealized and act in ways that we never see in men in real life.

[craneium]

12 year old me really said “every woman in the world is beautiful and the only attractive male is beast boy from teen titans because he has empathy. I’m straight.”

[oikawas]

DETECTIVE PIKACHU (2019) 
 dir. Rob Letterman