Eclectic Peaches

Peach • 25 • she/her • unfortunately nostalgic for 2012-2015 tumblr

[vulpinesaint]

not my monkeys and not my circus but everyone seems so terrible at monkey maintenance that it kind of feels like i have to do something y’know. lowkey worried about the monkeys’ welfare

[sheherlockholmes]

people will claim to be filled with whimsy and joy for life but then hate musicals……. the vile tongue of man will never cease lying

[sheherlockholmes]

[st-just]

Watching any Shakespeare play for the first time is always fun because you get to find out where another 5% of the famous quotes and figures of speech you've ever heard come from.

[daggerdoggy]

settings > wound > my wound > reopen

[daggerdoggy]

do not forget this

[crabussy]

Is it sick and twisted to want to have a chocolate bar?

you are a member of one of the only mammal species capable of safely metabolising the compounds in chocolate without risking death. it's more twisted to NOT want to have a chocolate bar. take advantage of your biology. devour that thang. (suddenly too serious about it) it's your right as a sapien

[wetdirtguy]

Me spending time with people: joy abounds, we are all connected and there is hope!

Me 1 day later: I need to be left alone to gather the pieces of Me together

Me 2 days later: there is something very rotten at my core and I will almost certainly die unloved

[bitegore]

due to personal reasons, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[twinkhole-destroyer]

if you're not smoking cigarettes with me then i have to assume you're smoking cigarettes against me

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[bettyrightnow]

genuinely how it feels all the time

[angiemelon]

[2productive]

I always loved how back in the day before cellphones, people were unreachable if they weren’t at home. You can call but I won’t be there to answer. You can leave a message but you don’t know how long it’ll be until I hear it. You don’t know if I’m home, but you will have to make the trip to come to my house and knock on the door, hoping I’ll be there. And if I’m not…you can’t reach me!! Now that everyone has a cellphone the expectation of being reachable 24/7 is so disastrous. And let’s not even get into read receipts. I think one of the worst times of my inner peace is when I had an apple watch and suddenly every text and phone call and notification was on my freaking wrist, even if my phone was giving the illusion of distance by being in my pocket or bag or charging in another room. I stopped using it in 2022 and I’d rather eat a jean jacket with no water than ever be so connected again. “oh you can just turn off notifications!” not the point.

[avalonjoan]

Love that you’re making it clear exactly what physical demands this job has, but could you possibly, potentially, phrase it differently?

[sawed-on-shotgun]

need a hat that says I WONT SPEAK UNLESS SPOKEN TO AND ITS NOT BECAUSE IM DISINTERESTED AND DONT LIKE YOU I JUST DONT UNDERSTAND SOCIAL INTERACTION AS WELL AS MOST PEOPLE AND ASSUME BY DEFAULT MY PRESENCE IS UNWELCOME AS A PRECAUTIONARY MEASURE SO I KEEP TO MYSELF BUT I DONT MIND IF YOU INITIATE so i can wear it to work

[darkbluetennessee]

we're over halfway through 2026. what are everyone's most beloved books of the year so far?

[animaltestings]

does anyone know how to get what you want when you're the type of person who avoids everything

[mothmanmagicalboy]

no sorry i dont really use instagram, i can contact you via ouija board, spirit box, fluctuations in temperature, flickering lights, and certain rituals. i am also on tumblr.