i am eddie!!!

hi im eddie i'm so sorry my tags are very unorganized. my art is tagged draws. he/they

[eddie-eddie]

man i should just make a new account

[eddie-eddie]

ART DUMP. IT’S BEEN YEARS!!!

[eddie-eddie]

OKAY I AM PROPERLY BACK

this time i reconstructed my account

[eddie-eddie]

erm.... im back...

[whitepeopletwitter]

[pileofknives]

What a fucking stupid world this is

[biff-donderglutes]

WHAT

[pissvortex]

[dal-selfships]

oh to be a bored prince who keeps rejecting marriage proposals due to being secretly in love with the cute gardener boy

[equalitymeanseveryonethesame-de]

oh to be a cute gardener boy who secretely places roses in the prince's room because he is in love with him

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

Oh to be the palace guard who discreetly helps to boost the cute gardener boy up the wall for his secret deliveries in the middle of the night

[a-2-a]

Oh to be the prince's best friend witnessing the two fools dance around each other while knowing damn well that the two like each other.

[misha-moose-dean-burger-lover]

Oh to be the noble suitor from another royal family who comes to know of their love instantly and plans an entire plan to get them their happy ending

[aliiiiiiice]

oh to be a medieval peasant who knows nothing about the prince's personal life and who dies of dysentry at age 23

[noroithecurse2005-deactivated20]

oh to be a monk getting STUPID shitfaced off of monestary wine after transcribing the bible for the 547th time (despite being illiterate)

[butchflirt]

Oh to be Vlad the Impaler

[nowscience-blog]

A vaccine for cat-allergy sufferers is on the way

Cat allergy vaccine in development could be game-changer for pet lovers

Cat allergy got you in mew-sery? This news may change your life fur-ever.If you’re one of the hapless souls who were dealt the cruel fate of

[princesstigerbelle]

Now that’s news we wanna hear

[foulserpent]

idiot tt rat tryINg t[o eat my cpomp6qqxeø  keys                                      †                          “”“”

[foulserpent]

YOU

[importantsecret]

[pissvortex]

i think we should teach monkeys to be smart like in planet of the apes

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

seems irresponsible

[pissvortex]

yes but the apes will wear little suits and ties and walk down the street with a briefcase

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

its good actually

[serotnin]

[0bjto]

[pansexual-pirate-seeks-all-booty]

The url makes this infinitely funnier

[kilekolache]

@babinani

[sluttyfranzkafka]

this is one of my favourite quotes taken out of context 

[seethroughhue-deactivated201902]

wait for it…

[samoora-alamoora]

Good article with a bad headline

[frottinq]

Good article with a headline intentionally misrepresenting the point maliciously.

[seatrench]

(source)

[ink-bird]

[electronicgentlemenpeach]

[zonecassette]

[zonecassette]

this was flagged as adult content and i got accept for an appeal so you’re allowed to have this on your blog

[tchaikovskaya]

*male feminist voice* its okay to be slutty, girls! dont let society shame you for your sex drive! suck as many dicks as you want! like, for instance, mine perhaps :)