I could've made Mia Thermopolis understand integers

My dash is mostly QT fanart and OUaT gifs, but I can never bring myself to reblog spoilers JUST IN CASE, My queue posts 20x a day and is scheduled MONTHS in advance. Quote from a friend:  "I love that your tumblr is like 80% linguistic and fun facts and math things and 20% anti-capitalist things and ALL OF THEM ARE SHITPOSTS"

[miamaimania]

░▒▓ Mixed Signals ⌇ Your connection is unstable

[my-life-is-a-sidequest]

Linux will just work and it will work and it will work and it will work for weeks sometimes months without doing anything more than a pacman -Suy and you will have a good time and it'll be great and then you will run into a problem that nobody online has had since 2013 and then you will spend 3 hours trubbel shooting and then you will do the sketchiest most jank solution to fix it and then it'll just continue to work

[gothhabiba]

I love not playing along

[gothhabiba]

"she's gained a lot of weight lately" "oh, good for her"

"on the wrong side of 40" "huh, which side is that?"

❗️I am not playing along with you❗️

[rosebramblewolf]

life pro tip: you can add extra time to your day by simply refusing to go to sleep. but watch out !

[redstonedust]

i've been known to have a thought

[redstonedust]

hey.

[12pmm]

[zyrafowe-sny]

@sercezgazety

[sercezgazety]

take your pick

[quasi-normalcy]

I've reached the point where cynicism is a major turn-off for me. You're not smarter than idealists, and you're not helping.

[quasi-normalcy]

Funny that the stereotypical cynic is an idealist who aged out of it. In my experience, the reverse is true. I was an extreme cynic as a teenager and then I noticed how profoundly limiting it was, and also that "cynics are cool and smart" was a message that was being constantly reinforced by corporate media for some reason.

[quasi-normalcy]

#yes! cynicism reads as very juvenile to me#and yes prev often stemming from teen pain

Yeah, like I see black-pilled people on here and my default reaction isn't "oh, these must be world-weary old warriors who've lost their faith in humanity", it's "these people are in their 20s and need a hobby"

[quasi-normalcy]

I also think that the present era has proven that authoritarian leaders don't actually want a population of wide-eyed idealists, they want a population of jaded assholes who are convinced that everyone is lying, any resistance is either a scam or doomed to failure, and nothing can ever get better.

[rathayibacter]

sometimes artists worry if their art is actually capable of making the world a better place, or if its all just wasted effort. what you need to remember is: all art is evil, and the sole aspiration of the artist should be to maim as many onlookers as possible.

[cursedgreendayimages]

the next time someone asks what this country is like i’ll just send them this

[leona-florianova]

-  Velký noční hlídač / Watchman

- author of the videomaping Milan Cais 

-photography ©ČTK,  ©David Peltán, MAFRA.

[oceaxe-ifdawn]

how do we get them to stop doing that

[vampmilf]

they also blink and move btw in case anyone was wondering if it could get worse

[dogpuppy]

[prokopetz]

I sometimes joke about folks in my parents' generation who think Scooby-Doo ran for like one season in the 1960s and are shocked to learn that it has like thirty seasons, but it's become increasingly clear that this is basically how a lot folks of my own generation think of any webcomic they read in high school. Any time I bring up a long-running webcomic it's like, okay, I'm glad this is such a Nostalgic Blast from the Past™ for you, but we are discussing an ongoing piece of serialised media that last updated as recently as this morning. Do try to keep up!

[prokopetz]

@free-hea1th-care replied:

It is bizarre how long they run through

There are comics running new material in the daily newspapers as we speak that have been doing so continuously since the First World War. The sole reason the longest-running webcomics only have archives about thirty years deep is because the medium itself isn't much older.

[prokopetz]

Like, we need to understand that it's completely normal for an ongoing piece of serialised media to run for multiple decades. It's not typical, but it's also not bizarre. Don't let media optimised for binge consumption skew your frame of reference; people never stopped making long-form serialised media. They're doing it right now.

[todaysbird]

that’s a whole man.

[starsinfight]

you can't leave off the photo the sawmill worker took of the kiwi

[my-ny]

ouat text posts: rumple (pt. 41)

[hbmmaster]

usa: united states of america

usb: universal serial bus

usc: university of southern california

usd: united states dollar

use: now this one's just a normal verb

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

Sometimes my little cat will approach me all "what if there was a little cat now" and it's always an excellent idea I love when there's a little cat

[panidanya]

after storm

watercolor, gouache

[panidanya]

after storm with mama

watercolor, gouache, mama

[miraclemaya]

i need to age regress to 18 and do a bachelors degree correctly this time and get a million dollar job the moment i graduate and make 2000 friends who all love and worship me and find the artifact and defeat the evil mastermind and slay the ape